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Offline Karin

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Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« on: January 22, 2010, 03:35:15 PM »
Oceander should get a kick out of this:

Link to diabolical plan

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republicansarewhores (680 posts)      Fri Jan-22-10 04:30 PM
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Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
 I think I may have a solution to this Supreme Clown ruling... we ALL apply to our states and incorporate our names and become corporations so we can ALL get the same tax breaks and benefits that corporations get so we too can pool our money to elect and defeat candidates with our own lobbying force... wonder how the government and lawmakers would deal with millions of Americans doing that (especially the tax break part)...

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FrenchieCat  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-22-10 04:32 PM
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1. Better yet, incorporate in Nevada, where there is no minimum tax........

Is that stupid enough to be a mole, gently poking fun?  

On another thread, Stinky weighs in with his plan.  Everybody thinks it's the most brilliant thing they've ever heard of. 

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jan-21-10 09:22 PM
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We need three unmarried volunteers to challenge the Supremes' dreadful decision
 
Two of the unmarried people should form a corporation.

The third shall marry it.

Ideally the three will be of the same gender. If not of the same gender, it would be better if it were two men and one woman as that has the greater propensity to outrage the outrageable.

We then instigate someone to sue to overturn the marriage on the basis of ..... corporations can't be married because they're ........ not ......... persons?
 
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Re: Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 03:38:47 PM »
I guess that it excaped them that a corporation has to have profits before the "tax breaks" actually work.......and we know how much the DUmmies hate profits......and work it takes to make them.....

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Re: Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 03:44:44 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on January 22, 2010, 03:38:47 PM
I guess that it excaped them that a corporation has to have profits before the "tax breaks" actually work.......and we know how much the DUmmies hate profits......and work it takes to make them.....

doc

they also have to pay payroll and other taxes that individuals don't. i think they should all do this. After a month of paying both sides of FICA, they'd be singing a different tune!
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Re: Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 05:41:47 PM »
BLIND SQUIRREL ALERT!!!!

If you own your own business you should be incorporated.
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Re: Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 05:56:48 PM »
You know the sparkling husband primitive's just being both stupid and hypocritical here, criticizing corporations and the "breaks" they get.

The sparkling husband primitive after all is incorporated, in a home sort of business, and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to deduct the wages he pays the maid too.

That is, unless--and my suspicions have been growing daily--the sparkling husband primitive's in business with a bunch of like-derived ethnics from the northern Mediterranean.
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Re: Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 06:00:08 PM »
Sometimes the depth of their stupidity rivals the heights of their anger. It's like (keeping with the theme) Murphey's Law married Jack Handy and Joy Behar.

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Re: Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 06:00:43 PM »
The alas-extinct Spy magazine during the early 1990s had a long, and funny, article, about the wimpization of the mafia, about how they all were turning into girlie-men, metromales.
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Re: Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2010, 06:04:11 PM »
Quote from: jukin on January 22, 2010, 05:41:47 PM
BLIND SQUIRREL ALERT!!!!

With that many nuts just lying around how could a blind squirrel NOT find one.
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Re: Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2010, 06:10:51 PM »
A conservative once proposed that all workers become self-employed contractors.

I doubt the IRS would go along.

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Re: Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2010, 09:03:37 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 22, 2010, 06:00:08 PM
Sometimes the depth of their stupidity rivals the heights of their anger. It's like (keeping with the theme) Murphey's Law married Jack Handy and Joy Behar.

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Re: Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2010, 09:16:54 PM »
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republicansarewhores (680 posts)      Fri Jan-22-10 04:30 PM
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Easy solution to the Supreme Clown ruling HERE!
 I think I may have a solution to this Supreme Clown ruling... we ALL apply to our states and incorporate our names and become corporations so we can ALL get the same tax breaks and benefits that corporations get so we too can pool our money to elect and defeat candidates with our own lobbying force... wonder how the government and lawmakers would deal with millions of Americans doing that (especially the tax break part)...

Ouch.  I think something in my brain got strained from reading that stupidity.
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