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Offline thundley4

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Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island
« on: January 20, 2010, 07:45:35 AM »
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PLUM ISLAND, N.Y. (WPIX) - An alleged mutated human body washed ashore on Plumb Island, a small island where the U.S. Government typically studies dangerous animal diseases.

A security guard on foot patrol reportedly discovered the clothed decomposing body Thursday afternoon on the southwest beach area of the island, where access is restricted, police said.

The body was described as that of a white male about 6-feet tall with a large build and "very long" fingers. According to authorities, there were no obvious signs of trauma.

An autopsy will be conducted by the Suffolk County medical examiner in order to determine an exact cause of death.

Plum Island, which is located about 100 miles northeast of New York City in the Long Island Sound, has been called a potential target for terrorists because of its stock of vaccines and diseases.
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I had read a book about a terrorist attack on Plum Island several years ago. :tinfoil2:
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Re: Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2010, 07:56:46 AM »
Any missing persons reports on proctologists?
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Re: Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2010, 09:04:36 AM »
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

ALIENS!!!
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Re: Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2010, 10:36:31 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 20, 2010, 09:04:36 AM
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

ALIENS!!!

Yeah, but they're friendly aliens, and love peach cobbler.
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Re: Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2010, 11:08:57 AM »
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           An alleged mutated human body washed ashore on Plumb Island, a small island where the U.S. Government typically studies dangerous animal diseases.  
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Could be one of their experiments got out of hand.?

Things are relative, so what are extremely long fingers mean, does this mean Extremely is over 3 times as long as normal.?

Could it be that the Government has had to hire people at a much lower pay scale that they have highschool students out there.?

If there is just one scientist on that island to do an autopsy on that body I will be surprised.

Question is, has the worlds best piano player hit the diet.?









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Re: Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2010, 11:19:46 AM »
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           An alleged mutated human body washed ashore on Plumb Island, a small island where the U.S. Government typically studies dangerous animal diseases.  
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Could be one of their experiments got out of hand.?

Things are relative, so what are extremely long fingers mean, does this mean Extremely is over 3 times as long as normal.?

Could it be that the Government has had to hire people at a much lower pay scale that they have highschool students out there.?

If there is just one scientist on that island to do an autopsy on that body I will be surprised.

Question is, has the worlds best piano player hit the diet.?


By any chance could it have been one of your relatives?  :mental:
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Re: Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2010, 11:21:10 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 20, 2010, 10:36:31 AM
Yeah, but they're friendly aliens, and love peach cobbler.

Well.. All-righty then...


Where's my welcome banner?   :tinfoil2:
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Re: Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2010, 11:29:40 AM »
I remember a time when I went to sick bay. There was this BIG, black Corpsman there. He decided that he need to check my prostate. To put it in perspective, this man could have palmed a basketball VERY easily.  :o I guess that "very long fingers" could all be a matter of perspective.
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Re: Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2010, 11:46:47 AM »
Quote from: Thor on January 20, 2010, 11:29:40 AM
I remember a time when I went to sick bay. There was this BIG, black Corpsman there. He decided that he need to check my prostate. To put it in perspective, this man could have palmed a basketball VERY easily.  :o I guess that "very long fingers" could all be a matter of perspective.

Way too much information.
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Re: Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2010, 06:17:03 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 20, 2010, 11:19:46 AM
By any chance could it have been one of your relatives?  :mental:

Not likely, we have not had a piano player in the family since they closed down those bars on the waterfront. 
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