Extremely odd baby names

[bijou]

I found this while doing a google search.  http://www.handbag.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=457595

Were there any bizarre names in New York in 1994? YES!

Weird names for Boys:

Abba
Abyss
Amen
Andrew's (note the apostrophe, as if the mother were reminding herself of who
the father was!)
Apple
As-Matik (say it fast, you'll see what I mean)
Bear
Blade
Brando (8 different ones!)
Charm
Confession
Dwarf (I don't even want to think about that kid's childhood)
GQ (must have been a handsome lad)
Gal
Go
Godly
Gospel
Hey (makes it easy to call him in for dinner, Hey! Hey! HEY!)
Holy
Infinite (3 different Infinites, you do the math!)
Knight Sir Lancelot (I'm not kidding)
Lisa (A boy named Lisa?)
Nadir (which means "absolute lowest point", thanks Mom.)
Stalin
Stallone
Truth ($100 bucks the kid becomes pathological liar)
Unique (15 different Uniques, and one Uneek, which when you think about it,
makes him unique)

Weird Names for Girls

Alaska
Albert
Beautiful
Beautiphul (beautiful, but in a strange way)
Boat
Chaos (what were they thinking?)
Chevy (I mean, why not Saab?)
Chevette
Choice (as in, "If I had one, I'd have chosen another name!)
Cuba
Dynasty
Final (does this mean her younger sister is a mistake?)
Galaxy (hope she ain't shy)
He (a she named He?)
Infinity (I guess infinity is any gender)
N/A (as in, not applicable?)
Nada
Precious Angel
Prince
Promise
Providence
Sin
Sparkle
Story
Symphony
Tall (you better hope she is, that's all I have to say)
Tangerine
Tequilla (this means Mom won't get upset the first time you come home wasted)

Treasure
Unique (15 of these as well!)
Virgin (ok, so her name will be obsolete around her 16th birthday?)
Wednesday
ZC (I can't even begin to speculate on that one)

All those kids will be teens now, hope they are enjoying school.

[Lauri]

have you seen that show called My Name is Earl? the main actor, Jason Lee has a new kid named...


Pilot Inspektor.

If you dont get that show over there, he was in Almost Famous and he's starring in the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie right now..


i bet the kids will call him "Pi" ... 

[DixieBelle]

Just name them: "Givemeawedgie" or "Kickmeplease" and be done with it. 

I prefer normal, traditional names like William and Elizabeth.

[LadyLiberty]

I wonder how many of those children were crack babies 

[bijou]

have you seen that show called My Name is Earl? the main actor, Jason Lee has a new kid named...


Pilot Inspektor.

If you dont get that show over there, he was in Almost Famous and he's starring in the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie right now..


i bet the kids will call him "Pi" ... 

Haven't seen the show but I am sure I have seen him in something.  Celebrity baby names are a whole fresh horror to themselves.

[lastparker]

I was just at a kid's birthday party where the employee assigned to help with the party was named Precious.  We all agreed that we felt like asses when we had to summon her.

[Lauri]

I was just at a kid's birthday party where the employee assigned to help with the party was named Precious.  We all agreed that we felt like asses when we had to summon her.

i went to school from elementary age to high school, with a girl named Honey..

i think by junior high most of us had gotten over the giggles anytime we had to call her.. but there is always some new kid that will laugh. they're just kids, they dont know PC at all..

[jinxmchue]

My daughter has a boy in her preschool class named Bane.  Bane?  As in "the bane of our existence?"

Of course, no one can ever beat Frank Zappa.  His kids are named Dweezil, Diva Thin Muffin, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Moon Unit.

[Miss Mia]

I knew a girl named Barbie once...and Barbie she wasn't.   

[morningAngel]

And to think I let Freeper talk me out of naming our kid "daddy's little latex allergy" for a girl or "two beers in Carson City" for a boy... 

[Attero Dominatus]

There was a swedish couple that wanted to name their baby girl Metallica.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,263700,00.html