Wow. Serious move.
Current DUmp stars like Pam Dawson and DUmmy Warpy need to pay heed to the Pitt lesson: No matter how brilliant and hilarious your DUmmitude may be, you can land in the gutter in less than 24 business hours.
It's rather lower than the gutter,
drek primitivity.
Some time ago here, I drew a "picture" of the seven tiers of primitivity, using a 12' extension ladder that stretches out to 24'. The first six rungs are bunched near the top, and then the final rung, the lowest rung, is w-a-a-a-a-y down there, with a substantial gap between the sixth tier and the seventh, and last, tier.
One has to be pretty special, to be a
drek primitive, which is why there's only four primitives who qualify--the skumbag primitive (the original
drek primitive), the
Die alte Sau the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, the high-fructose corn syrup primitive, and Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus.
What separates them from the rest of the primitives is that while the other primitives are stupid or lazy or self-centered or silly or ridiculous or preposterous or lame,
drek primitives while being all that, seem motivated by some ancient strong vile dark malevolent force that surpasses all human understanding.
No human agency, and certainly not pharmaceuticals, can save them; only God can.
And it is possible even God isn't interested in saving them.
The greenbriar primitive, the
TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009, a
les risibles primitive, a ridiculous primitive, is merely stupid; one could scarcely describe her as evil too.
The defrocked warped primitive,
#09 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009, is not stupid but so wrapped up in her fantasies of being wronged by others, that she has willingly truncated most of her brain and her heart; one could scarcely describe her as evil too--blind yes, but not evil.
When considering the Bostonian Drunkard for demotion from human being to human waste, one has to carefully examine any possible motives for his turning his back on a good friend, a close pal, a co-authoring chum who propelled the Bostonian Drunkard into a household name (a household name on Skins's island) many years ago.
Is his disloyalty to the man who made him sprung from evil, or is it simply a significant character flaw in a lazy, flaccid, boryborygmous, sleazy, greasy, smelly, old drunk?
That is the question.
