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Offline 5412

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Alaska state trooper
« on: January 15, 2010, 02:39:05 PM »
Alaskan State Troopers story:

 The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

 "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...

 "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

 The troopers looked at each other.

 One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?²

 Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

 The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in  Kachemak  Bay  ."

 "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,  "What's the
 good news?"

 The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
 pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and
 we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

 Stunned, ! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
 great news?"

 The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."



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Re: Alaska state trooper
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2010, 05:14:47 PM »
 :-) :-) :-)
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Re: Alaska state trooper
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 06:25:51 PM »
:rofl:

I love it!!
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Re: Alaska state trooper
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 07:07:46 PM »

Y'all are sick...my kind of people.  :naughty:

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Re: Alaska state trooper
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2010, 05:13:31 AM »
 :lmao:

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Re: Alaska state trooper
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2010, 10:53:58 AM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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