Missing Husband
Ricky was in trouble -- He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife
was really angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD
BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning, Ricky got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused and curious, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new....BATHROOM SCALE.
Ricky has been missing since Friday.
