A plane crossing the Atlantic is experiencing engine trouble and the pilot decides to lighten the load.
After ejecting everything not bolted down, he realizes he needs to ask for volunteers to give their lives.
He explains to the passengers and adds this: "I'm going to ask for volunteers to give your lives and will do so alphabetically. Any African Americans? Any Blacks? Any Coloreds? Any Negroes?"
In the back of the plane, a young black boy asks his father "Dad, aren't we all of those?"
His father says: "Shut up son. Today we're nigge.."