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Offline bijou

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Man's penis removed from pipe
« on: January 07, 2010, 08:13:15 AM »
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Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
 

They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a ''delicate operation''.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.  ...

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So glad the Fire Brigade had the right tool for the job.
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 08:15:07 AM »
Free Willy!!!!!!!
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 08:16:48 AM »
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 08:21:00 AM »
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 08:34:00 AM »
Dude, "put that in your pipe and smoke it" is just a phrase.... its not literal.
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 08:44:51 AM »
Wondering how he didn't get burned down there. That grinder can generate some heat on the pipe! :-)
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 09:13:02 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 07, 2010, 08:44:51 AM
Wondering how he didn't get burned down there. That grinder can generate some heat on the pipe! :-)


Cut for a few minutes and then pour ice water over it to cool it down.  I think a Dremel tool with a cutoff wheel would be safer, depending on the thickness of the pipe.
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 09:16:34 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 07, 2010, 08:44:51 AM
Wondering how he didn't get burned down there. That grinder can generate some heat on the pipe! :-)

Must have found some experienced pipe fitters.
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 09:23:59 AM »
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 09:30:49 AM »
Couldn't they just have shown the guy a picture of Helen Thomas?
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2010, 09:57:36 AM »
I was thinking if he was shown a picture of Clinton ewwwwww
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2010, 10:28:09 AM »
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2010, 10:43:23 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on January 07, 2010, 09:30:49 AM
Couldn't they just have shown the guy a picture of Helen Thomas?

yeah, that would do it!  :lmao:

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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2010, 10:46:59 AM »
That's one of the hazards of "laying pipe" without a "trench box".
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2010, 10:47:14 AM »
Just because it's free doesn't make it good. :evillaugh:
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2010, 11:05:24 AM »
Hey, at least he didn't get it caught THIS WAY:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3MqTun92PI[/youtube]
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2010, 11:24:55 AM »
Well, at least the guy had the sense to use stainless steel. Having that thing rust up around li'l Willy just wouldn't be comfortable.
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2010, 11:44:17 AM »
Since only the first three words of the subject showed up on the 'last post' box, I have to say the whole thing ended a lot better than I expected after seeing "Man's Penis Removed..." for a thread title.
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2010, 01:11:27 PM »
Oh dear!  And I just streamed the movie "Teeth" yesterday.
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2010, 06:26:50 PM »
I am surprised no one has asked, "What size pipe was it?"
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2010, 07:27:22 PM »
I have never laughed this hard in quite a few yrs....My eyes are watering and my sides ache.....I tried to determine who's response was the funniest, and it was not an easy finish....But  I do believe Dixie Belle gets first prize trophy.....Thanks everyone for helping me laugh after a very trying day.... :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2010, 08:00:45 PM »
Why thank you all!!! :-) I get a good zinger in once every decade or so.
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2010, 08:48:57 PM »
Are they sure it isn't a Nigerian pipe bomb?
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2010, 09:08:39 PM »
Sound like a perverts pipe dream.
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Re: Man's penis removed from pipe
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2010, 11:59:31 AM »
"No! Don't remove it! Just give me a pressure test."
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