Can you imagine how distraught DUmmy TSS must have been? He had just posted a masterpiece, one of the finest examples of a panhandling thread in the history of the DUmp, and then, almost immediately, it deterioriated, courtesy of his fellow DUmbasses, into a routine Bush/America hatefest. Not one DUmmy mentioned PayPal, and skydiving disappeared with nary a nod.
It doesn't distract a bit from the elegant artistry of the original panhandling post, but DUmmy TSS was missing the key ingredient in scamming cash from the DUmp. The Andy scam folks were most professional at it. They would post a whining, crying post of misery about how the red-headed queer had a fatal illness that was terminal unless he could be treated 3000 miles away at an astronomical price. His survival was the DUmp's only remaining chance to expose the BFEE, to demonstrate how Diebold stole the election, and to impeach the hated W. To moonbat brains, that was a compelling argument, but it would not have raised a dime had it not been for sock puppets or confederates working in well-timed unison. Every description of how dire the faggot's condition was would be met by two or three other posters asking how to contribute, and others announcing their generosity. The coordinated scam opened the money spigot, as dozens of DUmmies proclaimed how much they had given to the cause. Of course, the vast majority were lying, but as the scam spread around the moonbat world, a lot of money poured in to scam headquarters. TSS had none of that, so even though his plea was even more entertaining than the Andy scam, he didn't make a nickel, and his post will sink into Bush-hate oblivion. The lesson for would-be future DUmp fraudsters is clear: Before initiating your scam, form a team, or at least generate a few sock puppets. You must have a way to prime the pump, or you are wasting your time.
