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DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« on: January 03, 2010, 07:14:49 PM »
DUmmy Bluzmannnumbers spins the first adoption bouncy I can recall. I'm not sure what his motivation was for making up this story. Maybe he was trying to come up with a metaphor for the jug-eared muslim, and was watching King of the Hill. Maybe anyone who dislikes the Kenyan hates little kids? His staging sounds a lot like Hank Hill and the neighbors. Of course, that's on Fox, so he isn't allowed to watch it.

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Bluzmann57  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-03-10 08:01 PM
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I'm mad as hell. Stupid redneck sonofabitch upset me.
  Okay, a little backstory here. My wife and I are in the process of adopting a cute little Filipina girl and I have not been bashful about it, because like most overbearing parents, I think mine is the absolute cutest and most precious out there. So anyway, earlier today I went across the street to visit my neighbor in his heated garage. We hang out there and admire his car, watch football, and drink beer. You know, "guy stuff". Quite often, there are a lot of guys from the 'hood in his garage. Today, we had another guy wander over and ask if he could join us. Derek, the owner, said "Sure, c'mon in". We all sat around and remarked how good the Packers are (well I did), drank beer, and admired Derek's 1968 Mustang fastback. Then the new guy, whose name is Tony, asked me, "Aren't you the guy who's adopting a kid?" I beamed (I guess, I usually do) and answered "Yeah. Want to see a picture of her?" He answered "Sure". So I whipped out a picture of Tiffany and showed it to him. His response? "Oh man, she's a gook. First the Mexicans (next door), now this."
This dude is lucky to be alive because I went off on him. The only reason I didn't get physical is because Derek and another guy held me back. And they told him he better leave and never come back. Ever. And I will live here, and I suppose he will too. But I will never let him anywhere near Tiffany Joy and I will never let him near my house. If he sets foot on my property, I will exercise my right as a homeowner to destroy him.
Thank you for allowing me to vent. There is a lot going on in my life right now and DU can be a great place to let loose sometimes. I apologize for any offensive language, but I am telling the story as it happened. And I'm still mad as hell.
 
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The Velveteen Ocelot  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-03-10 08:03 PM
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1. That's just disgusting. WTF is wrong with some people?
 He deserved an ass-kicking. I don't blame you for going off on him.



The newly named C-Pig, the homeliest person on all the internets, chimes in:
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-03-10 08:04 PM
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4. You are more than entitled. 
 What an icky man, and what a terrible thing for him to say.

He has closed himself off from a lot of very good people...

Too bad.

You did good.

Hey, rant all you want!

We've got your back...and Tiffany Joy's too.


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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-03-10 08:05 PM
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5. well, bummer that precious little girl will have to share her naeighborhood. the up side
 with parenting, these experiences she will have will be a positive learning experience in others ignorance, and her ability to still feel love and handle them respectfully disagree. open her world.

my children have been raised in a world, environment that is not in harmony to our thinking and they have had to deal with a lot of negative reaction from others. it truly has made them stronger and better people. i would not trade their experiences for anything. even though it pained me to watch them go thru the experience, i was there for them always, champion on their side, allowing them to do.
I vaguely recall some kind of horror story involving DUmmy seabeyond's kids, but can't put my finger on it. Maybe someone else remembers.
 

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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2010, 07:15:57 PM »
How do they dream this stuff up?  I don't know ANYONE who would make a statement like that and I hang around some pretty raw folks.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2010, 07:23:00 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on January 03, 2010, 07:15:57 PM
How do they dream this stuff up?  I don't know ANYONE who would make a statement like that and I hang around some pretty raw folks.

KC

You have to keep in mind that they create these stories from the world that they are.

Even if somehow a conservative believed that he/she would still be polite and courteous and say nothing.

A DUmmy however would spew their hatred and bigotry so that is the framework they view as normal.
It is why they are always making up stories of conservatives ranting and raving...it is what they know.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2010, 07:25:44 PM »
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We hang out there and admire his car, watch football, and drink beer. You know, "guy stuff".

BS, DUmmies don't do "guy stuff", they do "ghey stuff".  If he had said they crocheting or knitting, then maybe.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2010, 08:04:37 PM »
Guys don't ask to join in a garage of beer drinking and car admiring. They just walk up, and know if they're welcome or not. Too, had someone said something like that about a child of mine, there would be no time to be held back. Dummies know nothing about beer drinking, fighting or '68 Mustangs.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2010, 08:24:53 PM »
Obviously another creative writing assignment for English 101, taken at night school.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2010, 09:14:39 PM »
I am seriously wishing we were allowed to the Retard word these days.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2010, 10:28:51 PM »
Quote from: kenth on January 03, 2010, 08:04:37 PM
Guys don't ask to join in a garage of beer drinking and car admiring. They just walk up, and know if they're welcome or not. Too, had someone said something like that about a child of mine, there would be no time to be held back. Dummies know nothing about beer drinking, fighting or '68 Mustangs.

Too true. That's conservative expertise.

Now, if you wanna know about organic herbal tea drinking, encounter sessions or '10 Prius', go to a DUmmy.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2010, 10:35:09 PM »
Ah, another tale of woe, remembered word for word, at the hands of a filthy, prejudiced redneck. Perhaps the guys watching the game had been hearing about the adoption ad nauseum and (while happy for their neighbor) simply wanted to concentrate on the game and thus told stevenumber's married cousin to STFU while the game was on. Being a DUmmie it seemed perfectly logical to leap to the grand conclusion that the neighbor most insistent that stevenumber's married cousin keep comments restricted to the game until said game was over was a prejudiced redneck. Which of course led to the conversation in the DUmmie's head where he becomes a combination of Chuck Norris and Mother Theresa fighting injustice for minority adoptions (evidently he's unaware of the several Christian adoption agencies located in the south which we all know is a haven for rednecks). Call me uptight, but I just don't think lying sacks of shit should be allowed to adopt. A child, regardless of country of origin deserves parents who won't make things up just to get their ego stroked on an anonymous leftwing message board.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2010, 05:47:04 AM »
One bong. Gooks don't come from the Phillipines.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2010, 06:12:49 AM »
Bouncies just aren't what they used to be.  This one's extremely weak.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2010, 08:54:32 AM »
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We've got your back...and Tiffany Joy's too.

There you go DUmmie, C-Pig has your back. Don't you feel better?
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2010, 10:06:57 AM »
If anything like this remotely happened, it was just as Cindie said.  She's nailed it again. 
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2010, 10:54:35 AM »
I call :bs:. 

I have to add my name to the Cindie fan club here.   :-)

I'd also like to add we have a heated garage and no one has ever wandered in to visit.  Except the neighbor cat and dog.  Not even the smell of gumbo cooking has brought one neighbor over. We live in redass country.  Part redneck, part coonass.  Go figure.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2010, 11:38:39 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on January 03, 2010, 07:15:57 PM
How do they dream this stuff up?  I don't know ANYONE who would make a statement like that and I hang around some pretty raw folks.

KC
Well my best guess would be beer, pot and the DUmp.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2010, 01:15:14 PM »
He 'probly said "Geek" as orientals seem to be profuse in math and science, since Greenbriar, and others like her, want to teach "I married my kitty".
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Re: DUmmies Discuss An Adoption Bouncy
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2010, 01:29:17 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 04, 2010, 01:15:14 PM
He 'probly said "Geek" as orientals seem to be profuse in math and science, since Greenbriar, and others like her, want to teach "I married my kitty".

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