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Offline thundley4

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Why do Noah Wylie and Jeff Corwin hate baby seals?
« on: January 03, 2010, 12:32:18 PM »
Come on, I keep seeing their commercials about polar bears being in danger from this glowbull warming crap. Don't they know that polar bears eat seals, and the easiest ones to catch and eat are the babies.  Why do they hate baby seals?

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Re: Why do Noah Wylie and Jeff Corwin hate baby seals?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2010, 12:36:44 PM »
Come on, I keep seeing their commercials about polar bears being in danger from this glowbull warming crap. Don't they know that polar bears eat seals, and the easiest ones to catch and eat are the babies.  Why do they hate baby seals?

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Re: Why do Noah Wylie and Jeff Corwin hate baby seals?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 02:16:13 PM »
Because they taste like chicken?
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Re: Why do Noah Wylie and Jeff Corwin hate baby seals?
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 04:29:43 PM »
Maybe they drink Canadian Club.

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