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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss unhappy rapist
« on: January 03, 2010, 06:21:38 AM »
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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-03-10 05:48 AM
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Rapist's unhappy that he has to share cell with Christian

AN atheist rapist has complained that his human rights were breached by having to share a prison cell with a Christian lag.

Barman Steven Relf, 40, was jailed indefinitely after admitting raping two women he targeted when he served them drinks in a pub.

Police branded him a "sexual predator" and said he could have had as many as 40 victims.

In a letter to an inmates' magazine, Relf wrote: "I recently had the displeasure of sharing a cell with a Bible-thumping believer."

A source said Relf was "furious" at having to share at Manchester Prison with the Christian convict and wanted him to be "evicted".

He said: "He moaned about how the guy wouldn't shut up about God. He said he wanted to speak to a lawyer about his rights so he could be moved cells."

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2791077/Rapis...

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vadawg  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-03-10 05:52 AM
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1. rofl, i gotta say this actually happens, its amazing the stuff cellies disagree on

my fav is the two guys who fought a standing battle in their cell, after being tased and cuffed, we asked what the hell the fight was over. Turns out they were fighting over an orange, seems strange to you no, well the orange they were fighting over was an imaginary orange that they had both been wishing they could get to eat for lunch, and one of them told the other that if they did get oranges then he was taking both. So nothing surprises me anymore...

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roguevalley  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-03-10 05:54 AM
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2. frankly, they deserve each other. Actually, I think our prison system would make the inquisition blush.

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cali  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-03-10 06:02 AM
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3. This has nothing to do with the U.S. prison system

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BadgerKid  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-03-10 06:32 AM
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4. lol. He should think very carefully lest he get transferred to another cell and become a victim himself.

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gleaner  (865 posts)       Sun Jan-03-10 07:12 AM
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5. He is a rapist and the scum of the earth .... but I think I understand how he feels. Imagine being in a confined space 24/7 with a Fundie.  Only thing worse would be having Rush Limbaugh for a cellmate. Still they say prison is torture. Sometimes it comes in stranger forms than other. If he can't do the time, he shouldn't have done the crimes.
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Re: primitives discuss unhappy rapist
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2010, 06:56:15 AM »
I would move him in with a 280 lb football lineman type who happened to be queer. :-)

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Re: primitives discuss unhappy rapist
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2010, 10:43:50 AM »
I would move him in with a 280 lb football lineman type who happened to be queer. :-)

LOL - The first thing that came to my mind was "Hey boy - You look mighty cute in them jeans !" 

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Re: primitives discuss unhappy rapist
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2010, 10:47:45 AM »
LOL - The first thing that came to my mind was "Hey boy - You look mighty cute in them jeans !" 

I bet he would get religion himself quite quickly. :evillaugh:

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Re: primitives discuss unhappy rapist
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2010, 02:39:22 PM »
roguevalley  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-03-10 05:54 AM
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2. frankly, they deserve each other. Actually, I think our prison system would make the inquisition blush.

Frankly RodeSally. You don't have the brains God gave a peanut. Do you have any idea how prisoners were treated even 100 years ago? or how they are treated today in some countries? Our system is a banquet compared to other places and times.

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Re: primitives discuss unhappy rapist
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2010, 02:46:09 PM »
LOL - The first thing that came to my mind was "Hey boy - You look mighty cute in them jeans !" 

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Re: primitives discuss unhappy rapist
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2010, 02:53:34 PM »
A honey bun would have stopped the fight.   :-)
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Re: primitives discuss unhappy rapist
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2010, 02:54:46 PM »
A honey bun would have stopped the fight.   :-)

dude, if your fighting over an imaginary orange, throwing in a honey bun would have gotten people killed. Might as well toss a grenade.