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sparkling husband primitive gets caught in bomb scare in Paris
« on: December 31, 2009, 08:04:03 PM »
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Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive.

By the way, if anybody by chance reads or hears of a natural gas explosion tonight in or near Baltimore, please give me a holler. 

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:00 PM
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When we were in Paris a few years ago, we got caught in a bomb scare at the Eiffel Tower.

The picture below is a few minutes after they reopened it. You can see the armed guys in the center of the picture. There were many more of them at the perimeter. We had been forced into a small pen in a whole line of pens that were set up on the perimeter of the grounds of the park. Lots of armed guys with camos and automatic weapons. Big show of force. There was a one day national strike and someone phoned in a bomb threat.

It was disconcerting, but not particularly frightening. Except I felt like I was taking spy pictures because I didn't want to be seen photographing the scene.

This was in 2004.

after which a photograph of the underside of the Eiffel Tower

Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Wasn't 2004 one of those years of the lousy Bush economy, the worst depression since Attila the Hun invaded Rome, or something?

And the sparkling husband primitive managed to vacation in France?

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lisa58  (1000+ posts)     Wed Dec-30-09 01:06 PM
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1. I was there in June 2004 and although we did not experience a bomb scare...

....that is exactly what it looked like....armed guards in camo all over the place.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:14 PM
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4. What we saw was a mobile command center (three blue buses with blacked out windows) ......

..... lots of guys in camos and lots of other guys in blue police uniforms (cut like the camos, but solid blue). The pens were made of portable fence units and were already set up. We took it to be a preparation for the strike. But maybe it was normal. Or the new normal.

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MadMaddie  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-30-09 01:06 PM
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2. Thanks for sharing Stinky!

You know I know that people are screaming about why and how this terrorist got on the plane. My question is if the explosive is hard to get then they need to start going after the bomb material source....right?

Just heard the Amsterdam officials are going to install body scanners within the next 3 weeks.

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hlthe2b  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-30-09 01:13 PM
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3. I've been caught up in bomb scare evacuations at Orly airport in Paris twice--several years ago... Entire airport evacuated and situation dealt with, all within an hour or 90 minutes... Having been returning from the Middle East, I was pulled out for extra questioning, but the questions were focused and professionally addressed. I was not made to feel humiliated or powerless, as has been the case with some TSA. Their screening activities were also understandable and not seemingly "just for show."

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:19 PM
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7. We saw armed guys at the airport, too

Indeed, armed guys are a common sight at every European airport I've been in since the mid 80s. And they make themselves obvious. Not obnoxious. Just obvious. Where I was surprized to see them was at the train station in Rotterdam. I flew into Schipol and they were everywhere, including in the (attached to the airport) Schipol train station. I was surprised, however, to see them in Rotterdam, where I was going. I went to Den Haag a few days later and saw them there, too, but that was not a surprise given what's there.

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hlthe2b  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-30-09 01:32 PM
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11. I know... As a teen I became horribly ill in Germany...and while trying to get home, lay down on a airport couch in Frankfort... I woke up sort of dizzy and unable to do more than just look down at boots and semi-automatic guns going by every few minutes across the concourse... I can't decide if it was the stomach virus or that site that most threw me... And, yes, they are obvious, but not obnoxious.

We have a lot to learn from our European and British coutnerparts.

How'd that thing go, that franksolich used in speech therapy?

Oh yeah.

".....and the idiot who praises with enthusiastic tone
every country but this and every century but his own....."

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kestrel91316  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:16 PM
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5. I stood in that exact spot in June 2001. That thing's AWESOME.

The Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher:

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proud2BlibKansan  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:16 PM
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6. Damn. We had a bomb scare in high school but didn't get to go up the Eiffel Tower afterwards

I'm jealous.

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StarfarerBill  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-30-09 01:20 PM
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8. Yep. We had a bomb scare or two in high school in the early '80s; just getting out of class and hanging around outside was a big treat for us.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:20 PM
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9. That only happens if the scare was during finals.

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JuniperLea  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:27 PM
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10. In December of 2001

I traveled from LAX to JFK with a sharp, pointy, metal nail file in my purse. The purse was x-rayed, searched... mind you, this was New York, a scant three months after 9/11... and I traveled back and forth with this crazy thing in my purse and no one said jack. When I got home and unpacked, I freaked... then I got pissed! It should have been confiscated, dammit!

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:35 PM
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12. My partner's husband carried a BOX CUTTER on a plane one one of the first days after 9/11 .....

...... that we allowed to fly again. You know. When the lines to get screened were hours long? He had it (basically lost) waaaaaay down the bottom of a pocket in his canvas (Land's End) briefcase. He was traveling from DC to Beaverton, OR.

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JuniperLea  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:40 PM
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13. They made a big deal about an under-wire bra...

Made the woman go in another room and take it off and be re-screened with the metal detectors... maybe they were all looking at her boobs and missed my sharp pointy object that could easily pierce a jugular...

The defrocked warped primitive:

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:46 PM
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14. Bomb threats used to come in to the VA hospital where I worked at least once a week. That meant an extra trip around the floor to make sure there were no bags or packages lying around.

I knew I'd gotten entirely too jaded when I told the last one I hoped he'd put the damn thing around the always broken elevators.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets caught in bomb scare in Paris
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 08:08:43 PM »


I wonder what caused Stinky to being this up anyways?

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets caught in bomb scare in Paris
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 09:05:12 PM »
I wonder what caused Stinky to bring this up anyways?

Probably the sparkling husband primitive's wife, messing around with her chemistry set, put too much sodium, or perhaps too much pentathol, in his evening martini.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets caught in bomb scare in Paris
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 09:20:13 PM »
Probably the sparkling husband primitive's wife, messing around with her chemistry set, put too much sodium, or perhaps too much pentathol, in his evening martini.

going all the way back to 2004. Almost as if he doesn't remember the last 12 months.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets caught in bomb scare in Paris
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 06:55:59 AM »
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By the way, if anybody by chance reads or hears of a natural gas explosion tonight in or near Baltimore, please give me a holler.

Live from Baltimore...haven't heard of anything. Nothing on local news.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets caught in bomb scare in Paris
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 06:59:16 AM »
Live from Baltimore...haven't heard of anything. Nothing on local news.

Well, another one of my stories that didn't quite come true.

Such is life.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38261.0/
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets caught in bomb scare in Paris
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 07:18:08 AM »
Ah, okay, I see. Nice story. Sorry it didn't come true.
On a side note, we did have our first homicide of the year. Woo hoo.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets caught in bomb scare in Paris
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2010, 12:11:24 PM »
Coach is a gas stovophobe.