(COULTER) HILLARY: STAND BY SOME OTHER MAN

[CactusCarlos]

http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/printer_friendly.cgi?article=238

March 5, 2008

The mainstream media said she was finished, but our brave Hillary soldiered on to wallop B. Hussein Obama in Ohio, Texas and Rhode Island Tuesday night. I don't know what the MSM is so upset about-- we let them pick the Republican nominee. Did they want to pick the Democratic nominee, too?

Not only that, but after some toothsome appearances on various madcap comedy shows this past week -- "Saturday Night Live," "Late Night With David Letterman," "Hardball With Chris Matthews" -- Hillary's "likability" quotient is soaring! According to the latest CNN/CBS News poll, she's just been upgraded from "Utterly Loathsome" to "Execrable."

The percentage of registered voters who would rather disembowel themselves with a wooden spoon than vote for Hillary has just slipped below the magical 50 percent mark. We're surging, Hillary! If you want to be even more likable, you should go on "The View." Next to those four harpies, you seem almost agreeable.

Now that Hillary has won three primaries in a row, it's time for Obama to do the classy thing and withdraw from the race. (Obama won Vermont, but that was earlier in the day. Exit polls indicate he took the black vote. Literally. There was just the one.)

Imagine how proud Michelle Obama would be of her country if that happened! But Obama probably won't do the classy thing, despite claiming to be a "new" kind of politician and rejecting the politics of division.

If Hillary is serious about becoming president, she's got to make some changes. I say this as a Hillary supporter and strong opponent of divorce. Hillary: You've got to divorce Bill. You've already fired one campaign manager. Now it's time to get rid of your No. 1 buzz-killer.

Not only is the media's group-lie about Bill Clinton being a "rock star" over, but -- one can hope -- the use of the excruciatingly stupid phrase "rock star" to refer to wonky politicians is over. It's become such a cliche that music critics have begun referring to actual rock stars as "leading Democratic contenders."

Liberals believe, often accurately, that if they say the same thing over and over again 1 billion times, people will believe it: "Bush lied, kids died," "We've lost in Iraq," "Reagan is stupid," "Bush is stupid," "Republicans are stupid," "Global warming is destroying the planet," "Gloria Steinem is good-looking" and -- their most provably false assertion -- "Bill Clinton is the most talented politician of his generation."

In a period of just a few short months last year, "news" articles in The New York Times cooed -- I mean "said" -- the following about Bill Clinton:

-- "Elvis is here, Clinton version. Having Bill Clinton campaign for you, as Mr. Ford learns, is a mixed blessing. You are bolstered standing next to this outsized Democrat, but still seem puny by comparison."

-- "Mr. Clinton is one Oscar-worthy supporting actor who can sometimes upstage his leading lady simply by breathing."

-- "Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has been trying to capture Bill Clinton's old political magic and lay claim to his legacy and popularity."

-- Tony Blair's charisma "ranks second only to Bill Clinton's."

Not to be a stickler, but Bill Clinton is the guy who could never get as much as 50 percent of the country to vote for him. And that was in two presidential elections that the Republicans basically sat out (as they are doing this year).

It was also in elections held before the country realized "Elvis" Clinton was molesting the help. If Bill Clinton is the Democrats' idea of Elvis, somebody should tell them he's playing to half-empty houses.

Besides the joy liberals take in lying generally, they have massive Reagan envy. Despite having informed us the requisite 1 billion times that Reagan was a dunce, Americans adored him, and still do.

Democrats wanted one of their presidents to be adored, too -- and not just for being assassinated. But they only seemed able to produce laughable incompetents like Jimmy Carter.

So no matter how preposterous it was, liberals just kept telling us that the chubby kid with the big red nose whose greatest moment on the football field involved a wind instrument was "Elvis." According to Nexis, that appellation has been applied to Clinton approximately 1,000 times. In print, that is. There's no telling how many drunken cocktail waitresses have whispered it in Clinton's ear during late-night elevator assignations.

You can stop lying for the voters now, Hillary. This is me, Ann Coulter, your supporter.

This charade of a marriage has gone on long enough. Even if you were stupid enough to marry him back in the '70s, Bill is just so over, girlfriend. He can't even get Holiday Inn cocktail waitresses anymore. Last I heard, he was hitting on the Motel 6 housekeeping staff.

You're too good for him, Hillary. Obama has now denounced and rejected Louis Farrakhan. It's time for you to denounce and reject Bill Clinton.

Obama excites voters by offering to be the first black president. You've got a chance to make history by becoming the first divorcee to win the White House.

[DixieBelle]

I love Ann. I don't care what people say about her.

[CactusCarlos]

I love Ann. I don't care what people say about her.

Me too - one of the reasons being that she is a fantastic moonbat detector.  People either don't know her, or love her or they just ignore her - the ones that hate her, I avoid. 

[Lauri]

i think she's wrong about the media picking McCain... the media all said he was dead an unviable months ago.

with almost no money left, he got back in the race because of the voters.. not the media. the media thought Romney was going to be our guy and focused and him and where is he now?

with Ann and Rush and Hannity and almost ALL the conservative talking heads bursting a blood vessel over McCain, and so many of us not being all that in favor of him... voters still got him to where he is now.

i think the media is trying desparately to pick the candidates and the public is having none of it.

conservatives realize we are at war, its no time to be trying out new people with no military experience.

[Duke Nukum]

i think she's wrong about the media picking McCain... the media all said he was dead an unviable months ago.

with almost no money left, he got back in the race because of the voters.. not the media. the media thought Romney was going to be our guy and focused and him and where is he now?

with Ann and Rush and Hannity and almost ALL the conservative talking heads bursting a blood vessel over McCain, and so many of us not being all that in favor of him... voters still got him to where he is now.

i think the media is trying desparately to pick the candidates and the public is having none of it.

conservatives realize we are at war, its no time to be trying out new people with no military experience.

McCain is the choice of a lot of liberal and Democrat cross overs.  Plus he had a lot of help from the Huckster.

I really think McCain is the Republican Machine candidate.  Probably payback for not doing the Jeffords Jump and/or not running as Kerry's running mate. And he did get a lot of chat up in the media in the wake of winning the crossover vote in NH.

And, as we can see from his continuing to throw conservatives under the bus, it is always a dangerous business to try and placate a narcissist.  Probably I will vote for him in November but I don't really support him in any tangible way.  It's like if you hate potato salad but that is all there is to eat and you hate German potato salad more and you're really hungry but still only can only nibble at the potato salad and all you can think is, well at least I didn't have to eat the German potato salad, I don't think I could have done that at all.

Or like the support a wet bargain brand paper towel gives compared to the strength of Bounty.  When it comes to McCain, I'm the bargain brand.  Not much support to begin with and if he keeps throwing conservatives under the bus....I don't know.  I'm absorbing about as much of McCain as I can right now.  McCain just isn't worth investing in becoming Bounty.

Of course, the happy news is, I can ignore it all and focus on things that will really matter.