Oh, she knows franksolich exists! But she is waiting in trembling anticipation of the Top DUmbass announcement.
She's afraid to offend franksolich before he makes the announcement. Things might get delayed or modified, and remember, people like Pam have never won anything in their lives.
This is a Major Award. The kind people get leg lamps for.
Well, I dunno where the greenbriar primitive gets this notion that the
TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 is to be released today, January 31, 2009, the last day of the penultimate year of the decade.
We'll see, as I have other things on the burner today and tomorrow.
Now, I'm fully aware that one can say "GOBUCKS" on Skins's island, and my fellow alum and the moderators there wouldn't suspect a thing, whereas if one says "franksolich" on Skins's island, my fellow alum and the moderators scent some mischief's afoot.
However, if the primitives wish to post about franksolich, they can.
This is why I have such contempt for the primitives; they have no imagination, no creativity, no sense of humor.
If the primitives wish to post about franksolich, they can re-baptize him with a monicker alien to my fellow alum and the moderators on Skins's island.
I dunno; maybe "the earless wonder," or something like that.
The primitives have no imagination, no creativity, no sense of humor.