The greenbriar primitive--not to be confused with the
Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, who is half a generation older--is in her mid-40s, a teacher of social studies to 8th-graders in Wichita, Kansas. The greenbriar primitive is paid circa $58,000 per year.
The greenbriar primitive is married, the husband vision-impaired, with one child, a daughter who this year turned 18 and moved in with her grandmother. And as in the case of the Last Vegas Leviathan, the gigantic primitive, there is a "roommate" in the household, apparently a good buddy of the greenbriar primitive's husband, and ostensibly a freeloading bum.
The above statistical information provided by the winner herself.
The greenbriar primitive has always been inconsistent in describing her husband, who is either a raging rampaging drunk who beats her, or an affectionate, caring gentleman who caters to her every whim and desire; this issue yo-yos violently back and forth, as if a tennis ball.
The first is from New Year's Eve
2008; all others below are from 2009:
the greenbriar primitive has plans for New Year's Eve:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19984.0/the greenbriar primitive celebrates New Year's Day at the jail:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,20113.0/the greenbriar primitive holding her breath:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,20827.0/the greenbriar primitive books a cruise:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,22123.0/the greenbriar primitive's husband has a drinking problem:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,22243.0/the greenbriar primitive's daughter joins the U.S. Army:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,22351.0/the greenbriar primitive helps her husband take freeloadng bum to the hospital:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,26195.0/the greenbriar primitive dismissed from jury duty:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,27516.0/the greenbriar primitive asks about John Brown:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,28383.0/the greenbriar primitive's daughter moves out:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,29920.0/the greenbriar primitive's daughter still moving out:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,29972.0/the greenbriar primitive has to go to the doctor:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30178.0/the greenbriar primitive plans romancing her husband:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30372.0/the greenbriar primitive wants to get automobile for daughter:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30486.0/the greenbriar primitive defends some dead rock star:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30742.0/the greenbriar primitive having a garage sale:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30778.0/the greenbriar primitive gives away her garage sale leftovers:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30854.0/the greenbriar primitive has money:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30860.0/the greenbriar primitive surviving hard times:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30909.0/the greenbriar primitive says "string them up":
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31033.0/the greenbriar primitive wants her daughter to love her:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31040.0/the greenbriar primitive belches:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31240.0/note: alas, the original topic of the above thread was lost, a literary masterwork by GOBUCKS, when franksolich, meaning to quote GOBUCKS, modified GOBUCKS instead.the greenbriar primitive misses her fellow primitives:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31481.0/the greenbriar primitive loathes Vast Teddy's education bill:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31526.0/the greenbriar primitive gloats about her health insurance:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31586.0/the greenbriar primitive calls her health insurance company:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31596.0/the greenbriar primitive upset she didn't get ill earlier:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31835.0/the greenbriar primitive believes worst is over:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32010.0/the greenbriar primitive can't get colon moving again:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32231.0/the greenbriar primitive's sister just about dies:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32657.0/the greenbriar primitive not giving any:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32949.0/a scary time for the greenbriar primitive:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33039.0/the greenbriar primitive wants to throw freeloading bum out onto the streets:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33247.0/the greenbriar primitive wants to throw freeloading bum out of the house:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33518.0/the greenbriar primitive doesn't like new cigarettes:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33931.0/the greenbriar primitive careful to not push beliefs:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34183.0/freeloading bum in greenbriar primitive's house gets a job:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34234.0/the greenbriar primitive celebrates twenty years of wedded bliss:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34267.0/Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-27-09 01:01 AM
Response to Original message
3. That's a wonderful idea -
watch those $800 bar bills, though. The economy isn't that solid these days.
Ah, the joy of all those years of joy. What a wonderful celebration for you both! Will your daughter go with you to share in the festivities?
the greenbriar primitive doesn't want to pay hospital bill:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34474.0/the greenbriar primitive suffers from insomnia:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34995.0/the greenbriar primitive finds her students getting dumber:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35098.0/the greenbriar primitive wants Benito Bo to visit her classroom:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35445.0/the greenbriar primitive describes an anti-tea party in Wichita:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35486.0/the greenbriar primitive misspells:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35920.0/the greenbriar primitive sensitive about her orthography:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36060.0/the greenbriar primitive almost killed in laundromat:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36607.0/the greenbriar primitive alleges her cerebral capacity:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36745.0/the greenbriar primitive gets birthday present:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36917.0/the greenbriar primitive describes Thanksgiving feast for teachers:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36961.0/the greenbriar primitive gets out of the hospital:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37341.0/the greenbriar primitive alleges to be non-prevaricating:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37920.0/the greenbriar primitive undergoes more chemotherapy for Krohn's disease:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38156.0/the greenbriar primitive exhausted:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38360.0/the greenbriar primitive wishes us all a Happy New Year:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38494.0/