Silly DUmmy. You don't need a corkscrew for a twist off cap.
The primitives are screwed, no matter what they do.
On one hand, they have to support a socialist paradise of the workers and peasants with free medical care for all, by helping that paradise's economy expand.
On the other hand, the primitives make a lot of noise about being supportive of American labor, most especially American union labor.
So what to do?
But something else enters into the picture.
The primitives are cheap tightwads, so we know what they're most likely to do.
