Buffet bouncy- Don't bogart the stuffing

[Tucker]

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datasuspect  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Dec-25-09 06:45 PM
Original message
so this guy in a Palin 2012 tshirt jostled me in line at the flying J buffet downstate
   
something about me taking the last bits of stuffing.

and i was all like, "mother******, IT'S THE ONLY TIME I EVER GET TO EAT STUFFING!!!"

and he was all like, "You done hit that pan at least three times in 10 minutes. i watched you. have some xmas spirit."

and fox news was playing in the background.

and i was all like, "I WILL SHOW YOU XMAS SPIRIT!!!" and i hit him in the face with a pan of jello.

mother******, IT'S THE ONLY TIME OF THE YEAR I EVER GET TO EAT STUFFING!@!!!

USA, WE"RE 1# IN YOUR FACE!

then i hopped in the van and cranked "We're an American Band" while pounding the heavy metal hand gesture on the dash!

**** YEAH!!!!1111

An obvious lie. But still a thud.

New camp fire. Only 3 replies.

[Traveshamockery]

And I'm all like "what a bunch of BS."  I would have to guess the DUmmie didn't realize the stuffing was probably left over from Thanksgiving. 

Hitting someone in the face with a pan of jello could be considered assault in some states.   

[Chris]

I never knew Flying J had a buffet.  You think Pilot will start selling sushi next?

That was pretty funny and (obviously) bullshit.  I wonder if datasuspect has had a little too much X-mas spirit to drink.

[GOBUCKS]

I think this may be the first time a DUmmy has written a tongue-in-cheek bouncy to make fun of bouncies. Could get a guy tombstoned.

[diesel driver]

I think this may be the first time a DUmmy has written a tongue-in-cheek bouncy to make fun of bouncies. Could get a guy tombstoned.

Very possible....

DUmmies have no sense of humor, and even less sense....

[The Village Idiot]

You mean that was supposed to be funny?

[Ralph Wiggum]

Worst bouncy ever.

[crockspot]

I think it would have worked better if he had the freeper eating all the stuffing, and the OP berating him for his right wing selfishness, resulting in a conversion of course.

[Randy]

I think it would have worked better if he had the freeper eating all the stuffing, and the OP berating him for his right wing selfishness, resulting in a conversion of course.

You forgot the truckstop security guard had to jump out from behind the tire rack too.

He tried, it's obvious he's been here reading up on bouncies. The major elements are there, just not executed well. Hey Datasuspect maybe with some practice and editing in wordpad first before posting you can do better next time.

[Carl]

I think it would have worked better if he had the freeper eating all the stuffing, and the OP berating him for his right wing selfishness, resulting in a conversion of course.

...with everyone in the place cheering.

Damn fool could have written a new script line for bouncies but just too stupid.

[thundley4]

rcrush   (1000+ posts)             Sat Dec-26-09 12:42 AM
Response to Original message
7. Liar you've been at home all day
   
Doing blow! Were so ****ed up man!

I think the OP was making fun of other bouncies, and wanted it to sound over the top.  The last reply, hits the mark and probably describes the truth of 99.99% of bouncy tales.

[Specbid]

...with everyone in the place cheering.

Damn fool could have written a new script line for bouncies but just too stupid.

The FReeper/rethug should have been holding a Bible/Glen Beck book.

[lastparker]

He should have been secretly stashing the stuffing into environmentally friendly storage bags for later distribution to the homeless.  Followed by a good cry in the Flying J bathroom.