It is near> the Christmas break of the school year. The students have> > turned in all their work and there is really nothing> more to do. All the> > children are restless and the teacher decides to have> an early dismissal.> > Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask,> first and correctly can> > leave early today.">> Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get> outta here. I'm smart> and will answer the question.">> Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years> Ago'?">> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham> Lincoln.">> Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go> home.">> Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.> Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?">> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin> Luther King.">> Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go.">> Johnny is> even madder than before.> Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can> do for you'?">> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says,> "John F. Kennedy.">> Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also> leave.">> Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer> to any of the > questions. When the teacher turns her back> Johnny says, "I wish these b*tch%s would keep their mouths> shut!">> The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?">> Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN> I GO NOW?
