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Offline formerlurker

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In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« on: December 17, 2009, 04:46:07 PM »
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In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
By Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa
Thursday, December 17, 2009 - Updated 14h ago

The Boston Herald's Inside Track



We realize this will get us booted right off the Kerry Family Christmas card list, but we feel the need to ask: Who is the bride here?

Obviously, Sen. John Kerry’s daughter, Vanessa, is the one wearing white - but isn’t Teresa Heinz hogging up just a bit too much of the limelight here? And what’s with the red dress? Isn’t it kind of declasse to upstage the bride????

And can we discuss that shmata in T’s right hand for a mo? Is it a scarf? Is it a wrap? Or is it - gasp! - a train????

http://bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view/20091217in_her_sweet_little_ketchup-red_gown/srvc=home&position=6



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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 05:38:11 PM »
An example of what happens when trailer trash gets rich.
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 05:52:06 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 17, 2009, 05:38:11 PM
An example of what happens when trailer trash gets rich.

As the saying goes, you can take the boy out of the trash, but not the trash out of the boy (or girl).
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 07:51:38 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 17, 2009, 05:38:11 PM
An example of what happens when trailer trash gets rich.
I'd like to think that if I ever got rich I'd have the good sense not to wear a dress like that.
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 07:53:30 PM »
i'm sure women have all sorts of complicated rules and regulations for this kind of thing, but showing up the bride on her wedding day is pretty crass.
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 09:15:55 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on December 17, 2009, 07:51:38 PM
I'd like to think that if I ever got rich I'd have the good sense not to wear a dress like that.

as opposed to the tasteful, elegant gowns you wear now?
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 09:17:24 PM »
Ketchup red...::)

It's not like she invented and strove for the Heinz product line. She married the poor bastard and inherited his wealth when he kicked the bucket.
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 09:22:16 PM »
Teresa Heinz-Kerry strikes me as a person who has very few friends.

I have no proof of that, but I'm just putting that out there.
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2009, 09:26:25 PM »
Quote from: docstew on December 17, 2009, 09:15:55 PM
as opposed to the tasteful, elegant gowns you wear now?
To be frank...

...I've put on a little weight in the hips recently.
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2009, 10:45:16 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 17, 2009, 09:22:16 PM
Teresa Heinz-Kerry strikes me as a person who has very few friends.

I have no proof of that, but I'm just putting that out there.

That's obvious from the picture.

A friend would have told her not to wear that dress!
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2009, 11:30:45 PM »
She was just trying to put a spotlight on herself and showing everyone who paid for the wedding
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2009, 09:04:45 AM »
What a tacky woman! I still haven't forgotten when she stood up to speak at the convention, she barely mentioned Kerry. Who did she yammer about?  Her dead husband.
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2009, 09:06:53 AM »
Money doesn't buy class. Thanks Teraaaaaazzzzah for proving it.
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2009, 01:43:35 PM »
I was 20 the day of my first marriage, many many years ago.  Still in college, and mom was against it big time.  She wore a red dress as a protest.  That is an exact quote from her.  The sad bit was that I got married on 12/18, and everyone thought she was just being festive for the season. 

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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2009, 04:14:33 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 17, 2009, 07:53:30 PM
showing up the bride on her wedding day is pretty crass.


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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2009, 12:44:28 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 17, 2009, 09:22:16 PM
Teresa Heinz-Kerry strikes me as a person who has very few friends.

I have no proof of that, but I'm just putting that out there.

I'm sure she has lots of friends; Jim, Jack, Johnnie...

Oh, and there's tons of proof there.
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Re: In her sweet little ketchup-red gown
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2009, 03:44:58 PM »
Let's take a look at the rest of the family.  First guy from the right looks like a terrorist.  The third person from the right, the woman, must also be Kerry's daughter, she looks JUST like him!  How unfortunate.  6 foot long face plus buck teeth gets you a nickname you'll never live down. 
Teraaaayyyyyyza's dress looks frumpy and unflattering.  Yards of fabric will accentuate hips and a thick waist, and hide any curves you may want to feature. 
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