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Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« on: December 15, 2009, 03:25:39 PM »
Let the grave dancing commence.

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derby378  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-15-09 03:42 PM
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Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
 Source: KTUL NewsChannel 8 (Tulsa)

NewsChannel 8 has learned that evangelist Oral Roberts has died.

Roberts died Tuesday, a day after he was hospitalized following a fall at his California home. He was 91 years old.

"Oral Roberts was the greatest man of God I've ever known," said Oral's son, Richard Roberts. “A modern-day apostle of the healing ministry, an author, educator, evangelist, prophet, and innovator, he was the only man of his generation to build a worldwide ministry, an accredited university, and a medical school."

Read more: http://www.ktul.com/news/stories/1209/687732.html

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xxqqqzme  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-15-09 04:09 PM
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35. That is the funniest thing I have ever read
 posted @ DU. (Where's that 'We're not worthy' smilie) I choked on my pineapple yogurt!

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classof56  (1000+ posts)      Tue Dec-15-09 03:54 PM
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19. Maybe we'd better wait three days just to be sure...
 Sorry, couldn't resist. 

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MNDemNY  (1000+ posts)      Tue Dec-15-09 03:47 PM
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5. Another "fisher of men" gone! Good ridance.

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Deep13  (1000+ posts)      Tue Dec-15-09 03:50 PM
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13. Only the good die young. nt

and so much more.

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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 03:28:06 PM »
Ahhh. The party of love and tolerance in full bloom. Thanks for displaying your true colors DU.
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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 03:30:43 PM »
How sick :banghead:
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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 03:38:03 PM »
It seems Mr. Roberts was the childhood "ogre" to one particular primitive.

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mulsh (1000+ posts)      Tue Dec-15-09 04:16 PM
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37. My great-uncle lived down the street from Oral in the late 50s &
 Edited on Tue Dec-15-09 04:21 PM by mulsh
early 60's. His last name was also Roberts - they were not related. He loathed Oral. Oral hated when kids in the neighborhood would play near his house My G-U got lots of pleasure organizing the neighborhood kid to play football, baseball, what ever in front of "that sleazy sob's house". O I have a memories of a couple of times when Oral came out to yell at usand my great Uncle yelling very unchristian and impolite things back at him.

0 bongs.
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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 03:40:17 PM »
They just can't help themselves, can they? Absolute hatred for anyone who reminds them of their own iniquities.
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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 03:45:47 PM »
They just can't help themselves, can they? Absolute hatred for anyone who reminds them of their own iniquities.

Exactly. Hate is what they are made of.
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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 03:54:35 PM »
It seems Mr. Roberts was the childhood "ogre" to one particular primitive.

0 bongs.
A quick look on wikipedia tells me that from 1947-1963 Roberts was a traveling evangelist who married in 1938 and had 4 children. The chances of him being at home for long and being the neighborhood grouch who hated children seem to be slim to non existent.



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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 04:03:00 PM »
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mike_c  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-15-09 04:44 PM
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45. good riddance....
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and Bugsy throws in his worthless commentary immediately following the thread being posted here. Hmm...
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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 05:10:16 PM »
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MNDemNY  (1000+ posts)      Tue Dec-15-09 03:47 PM
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5. Another "fisher of men" gone! Good ridance.

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mike_c  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-15-09 04:44 PM
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45. good riddance....

At least the bugboy can spell it.

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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 06:40:11 PM »
Liberal lie, not just DUmmies, all the time.

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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 06:56:20 PM »
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mike_c  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-15-09 04:44 PM
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45. good riddance....

I'm soooooooo looking forward to this one getting it's just rewards in the afterlife.
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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 08:55:15 PM »
What a sad bunch, sucks to be them when they have to answer to God.



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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2009, 01:22:58 AM »
What a sad bunch, sucks to be them when they have to answer to God.

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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2009, 01:01:42 PM »
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13. Only the good die young. nt


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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2009, 01:09:44 PM »
Way to stay classy, DU. :bird: :loser:

I expected nothing else.
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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2009, 06:22:25 PM »
Way to stay classy, DU. :bird: :loser:

I expected nothing else.

I was never a fan of Oral Roberts, but it strikes me that Oral Roberts was of a higher caliber of character than the primitives all put together.
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Re: Oral Roberts Dies At Age 91
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2009, 06:41:00 PM »
Way to stay classy, DU. :bird: :loser:

I expected nothing else.

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