LIES BEING TOLD ABOUT OBAMA
* Obama’s policies have really helped the economy.
* Obama is committed to victory in Afghanistan.
* Obama’s health care plan will improve health care and lower costs.
* The one thing Obama is not going to do is bankrupt the country.
* Obama never gets his head stuck in a bucket.
* Obama deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
* Obama is smart.
* Obama’s actions encourage bipartisanship.
* Obama has normal ears.
* Obama’s close friends and associates are quite unlike those of a crack dealer.
* Obama can complete a coherent sentence without a teleprompter.
* Obama’s concerns match those of the average American.
* Obama cherishes the American values of freedom and self-reliance.
* Obama is proud of America and represents it strongly abroad.
* Obama has many solutions other than blaming Bush.
* Obama is a capitalist.
* There is strong evidence Obama is not an alien reptile.
* At least one other president in American history was less qualified than Obama.
* Obama appears to be learning what it is to be a leader quite quickly.
* Obama has at least a slight idea what he is doing.
h/t IMAO
