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Politically Correct Christmas Carols Censor 'King', 'Son' and 'Virgin' By Martin Beckford, Religious Affairs Correspondent
Published: 4:27PM GMT 12 Dec 2008
Enduring favourites such as Hark the Herald Angels Sing and God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen are being altered by clergy to make them more "modern and inclusive".
But churchgoers say there is no need to change the popular carols and complain that the result is a "festive car crash" if not everyone is singing from the same hymn sheet.
It comes just a day after a Church of England vicar banned his congregation from singing O Little Town of Bethlehem because he believed its words do not reflect the suffering endured by modern residents of Jesus's birthplace.
Another clergyman has rewritten the Twelve Days of Christmas to include Aids victims, drug addicts and hoodies.
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