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TwitVoy trying to get a government job
« on: December 11, 2009, 07:49:51 PM »
This should be interesting.  Especially if the DUmmie actually gets a job.


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So is the government actually hiring?
   
I have read posts here on DU by some who say the gov is hiring like crazy.

I just put in 4 applications for city level jobs, 1 for county level, and 1 federal job.

I have the most hope for the 4 city level jobs.... primarily because I put in for 1 that is WELL BELOW my experience level, 2 that are equal to my experience level, and 1 that is slightly above. The online application system says that one of my applications is in "phase 2 screening" and the other is "under review". The others are just "received".

Does anyone know how long it usually takes for city level government to call for an interview? I know it will of course vary by city, but for anyone who has held city level gov jobs what is the average in your experience? I am in one of the largest major cities in the US if that matters.
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Re: TwitVoy trying to get a government job
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 08:20:42 PM »
The only jobs they ever put in for are government jobs. :mental:
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Re: TwitVoy trying to get a government job
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2009, 12:38:20 AM »
Well, DUmmy TwixVoy couldn't handle a clerking job at Target, and couldn't make it through the training period to be a cable guy. Sounds like a good candidate for the highest levels of federal government employment.

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Re: TwitVoy trying to get a government job
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2009, 02:51:33 AM »
Some other DUmmy found a job with the Canadian gummint squelching free speech ----> http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9164871
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Re: TwitVoy trying to get a government job
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2009, 07:41:42 AM »
Well, DUmmy TwixVoy couldn't handle a clerking job at Target, and couldn't make it through the training period to be a cable guy. Sounds like a good candidate for the highest levels of federal government employment.

He'll probably be my boss soon
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Re: TwitVoy trying to get a government job
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2009, 08:42:39 AM »
The only jobs they ever put in for are government jobs. :mental:

Which falls right in line with them screaming for more taxes on the rich.  Get a do nothing job then scream for a raise at the expense of everyone else ..... Yup, that's about right.

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Re: TwitVoy trying to get a government job
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2009, 10:30:43 AM »
Which falls right in line with them screaming for more taxes on the rich.  Get a do nothing job then scream for a raise at the expense of everyone else ..... Yup, that's about right.

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Really??

Is that what goverment employees do?
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Re: TwitVoy trying to get a government job
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2009, 02:26:26 PM »
I once applied for a job with the Federal Govt.

All the paperwork, good interview.

Didn't hear anything from them, so about 2 months later, I took another job.

A year after I started the other job, I got a letter from the Feds offering me the job.

Hold your breath twixie, you'll be hearing from them in no time.
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Re: TwitVoy trying to get a government job
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2009, 11:22:27 PM »
If DUmmy TwixVoy could have resisted the urge to shit in his nest, he might be able to get back on at Target as a holiday temp.