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Offline franksolich

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Twix candy bar primitive being pathetic
« on: December 10, 2009, 08:21:26 AM »
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Oh my.

The Twix candy bar primitive:

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TwixVoy  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-10-09 07:33 AM
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LOL This county is so pathetic.... the majority is getting persecuted apparently

So after seeing one of those "attack on christmas" losers yesterday I did some research to see exactly what they were up to this year.

When I was still working at Target last year I had one person (that I can remember) complain to me that we didn't have enough christmas things in the store. I pretended like anyone actually cared about his concern and gave him a comment card to mail in.

But the absolute WORST thing these people do is go around and harass minimum wage retail workers about this. So guess what? Now they have a web site dedicated to doing just that. Standforchristmas.com It has a scary number of people posting about their little escapades at the local retailer.

So apparently the christian MAJORITY is being persecuted.... and according to many of the posts on that site they are being persecuted by muslims in this country. WTF????? There are hundreds of posts on their Best Buy board saying they will not shop at Best Buy anymore because they mentioned a muslim holiday in their ad. WTF????

Then there are tons of posts from freaks who refuse to shop at Gap because they mentioned a Jewish holiday in the same ad as Christmas was mentioned. Again WTF????

Are these cowards really SO scared of anyone who isn't like them?

Now the absolute most pathetic thing about these people is the fact they seem to focus exclusively on retailers. Don't they realize this holiday they claim to care so much about has NOTHING to do with buying a surround sound system at Best Buy? Don't they realize it has nothing to do with Wal-mart having the word "Christmas" on the front door?

Apparently some of these people think the local Target store should be a church one month out of the year.

So back in the 1700's this country was declaring independence and fighting a life and death struggle for freedom.

Fast forward to today and americans seem to think a great patriotic struggle is hassling a minimum wage cashier at Target about a lack of cheap Chinese made christmas graphics around the store.

God how pathetic we have become.

The primitive comments are predictable.
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Re: Twix candy bar primitive being pathetic
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 08:32:39 AM »
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God how pathetic we have become.


Well, that's the DUmmie understatement of the year right there. 

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Re: Twix candy bar primitive being pathetic
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 08:35:29 AM »
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Fast forward to today and Democrats seem to think a great patriotic struggle is bankrupting the country for an amazingly unpopular, ineffective, and socialist healthcare bill.

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Re: Twix candy bar primitive being pathetic
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2009, 08:37:47 AM »
Twix absolutely cannot let go of his previous Target life.  It comes up again and again.  Isn't it time to move on from your glory days, Twix?  We can't always fly high, so near to the sun. 
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Re: Twix candy bar primitive being pathetic
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 08:43:23 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 10, 2009, 08:37:47 AM
Twix absolutely cannot let go of his previous Target life.  It comes up again and again.  Isn't it time to move on from your glory days, Twix?  We can't always fly high, so near to the sun. 


If Twix's glory days were working at Target, that totally explains Twix being a DUmmie. 

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Re: Twix candy bar primitive being pathetic
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2009, 08:54:39 AM »
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But the absolute WORST thing these people do is go around and harass minimum wage retail workers imaginary conservatives about this. So guess what? Now they have a web site dedicated to doing just that. Standforchristmas.com DemocraticUnderground.com It has a scary number of people posting about their little escapades at the local retaileragainst imaginary conservatives.

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Re: Twix candy bar primitive being pathetic
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 11:38:17 AM »
No holiday cheer, no parties, no days off, no overtime pay and no ponies for non Christians and non Chirstian government workers.... how's that for seperation of church and state?... R U Happy DUMMIE.
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Re: Twix candy bar primitive being pathetic
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2009, 03:56:40 PM »
Well, that's a good point, JohnnyReb.  All government workers have to go in and open shop.  Teachers have to go in and do those useless seminars they have from time to time, or work on lesson plans.  Janitors can take this opportunity to wax the floors.  There's always catch up work to do, get cracking, unionized government drones!  There's no religion here! 
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Re: Twix candy bar primitive being pathetic
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2009, 11:57:30 AM »
I don't know, I checked out the comments for both positive and negative rated stores and didn't see one reference to Muslims. You'd think they'd get tired of the same old lies and exaggerations all the time.

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Re: Twix candy bar primitive being pathetic
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2009, 12:02:48 PM »
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So apparently the christian MAJORITY is being persecuted....
I wonder what his thoughts on South African apartheid were back in the day.
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