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The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« on: December 09, 2009, 11:09:24 PM »
This Odinnumbers DUmmy sure sounds like our old friend:
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Odin2005  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-09-09 10:14 PM
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Well, I had a fun evening. *GRINS*
The date went AWESOME!

Went to a Thai place for supper (my choice) and then went to the theater to see New Moon (her choice). We had a great time and she said she looks forward to more evenings together. She gave me a quick kiss on the lips when she dropped me off at my apartment.

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Of course, had it been stevenumbers, she would have begged off, claiming to feel that she might be getting a cold sore.
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Re: The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 11:16:22 PM »
Who the hell posts shit like this?  Oh right, a DUmmy. :mental:
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Re: The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 11:24:11 PM »
She dropped him off?  What a man.
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Re: The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 11:26:06 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 09, 2009, 11:24:11 PM
She dropped him off?  What a man.
Did she walk him to the door too? Or, at least wait until he was safely inside before driving off?
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Re: The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 11:38:08 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 09, 2009, 11:24:11 PM
She dropped him off?  What a man.

They are DUmmies remember.  If he drove or did anything remotely like a gentleman, that would be somehow sexist.
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Re: The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2009, 01:43:29 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 09, 2009, 11:38:08 PM
They are DUmmies remember.  If he drove or did anything remotely like a gentleman, that would be somehow sexist.

He was thinking of the environment and Mother Gaia by not owning an oil consuming, air polluting, greenhouse gas producing car....

Let someone else do that....
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Re: The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 07:24:55 AM »
Quote from: BEG on December 09, 2009, 11:24:11 PM
She dropped him off?  What a man.

Well, she did pay for dinner and a movie.  At least he showed his appreication by giving her a peck on the lips.  I hope he remembered to wear a lovely cologne and cross his legs in her direction.

Ever get the feeling this whole date was backwards?

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Re: The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2009, 08:19:23 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 10, 2009, 07:24:55 AM
Well, she did pay for dinner and a movie.  At least he showed his appreication by giving her a peck on the lips.  I hope he remembered to wear a lovely cologne and cross his legs in her direction.

Ever get the feeling this whole date was backwards?

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Maybe "she" wasn't a she, after all.
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Re: The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2009, 08:43:36 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 10, 2009, 08:19:23 AM
Maybe "she" wasn't a she, after all.

H5--never thought of that.
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Re: The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2009, 08:54:12 AM »
His new girlfriend really knows how to treat a lady.
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Re: The Second Coming Of DUmmy stevenumbers?
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2009, 11:48:26 AM »
Oh this has to be stevenumbers or his even more pathetic twin. If I recall, he didn't have a car either. But wow there are some things I wouldn't post. Of course, DUmmies wouldn't know shame if it kissed them on the lips.

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