Blizzard and white out conditions from last night till 6PM tonight. 8-15 foot snow drifts. 14 inches of snow dumped on the city of Des Moines. Every road is ice/snow packed. Accidents galore. --My phone keeps dying...it will work and then cut out (winds affecting satellite dishes). Same with my cable.
Likely I will get a snow day today.
But I thought yankee's could drive in snow ???????? At least that's what they all tell me.
Funny one. A few years back we had a bad snow here....that's about 12"....

Anyway, I was the first person on the highway that morning, not a track anywhere. I got near town where the road widens to 4 lanes and there was a 4-wheel drive SUV in the median headed the other way...stuck. I stopped and asked if I could. ....sure he said. I got my log chain out, hooked it to my 2-wheel drive pickup. He was going on and on about 2-wheel drives couldn't go in this wet stuff blah-blah-blah.... then I mentioned that my pickup was only 2-wheel drive...."Well then, you know how to drive." Then he went into a rage about how southerners couldn't drive in snow like yankee's....explained how some dumb hick had run him off the road blah-blah-blah.
While he was yapping away I looked down the road where I had come from and there one set of tracks in the snow....I looked up the road where he had come from and there was one set of tracks.......

.....I looked him in the eye and he knew he had been owned. I said, "Apparently they can't fly very well either.".....along with a lot of other BS.

He didn't say much after that. He seemed to be glad to get on his red faced way.