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Offline bijou

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Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« on: December 07, 2009, 09:22:02 AM »
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The whiff of a newborn was only ranked at number 18 in the poll while bacon was seventh and petrol was 12th.

Top of the list was freshly-baked bread followed by clean sheets and freshly mown grass.

Fish and chips, roast dinner and fresh coffee also made the list as did fresh air after rainfall.  ...

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Just for once no taxpayers money was wasted in getting these results.  :-)
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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 09:40:32 AM »
You can eat bacon................
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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 10:27:32 AM »
Well, duh.  It's bacon.
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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 10:53:48 AM »
Mmmm, bacon wrapped bacon.
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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2009, 11:01:31 AM »
Who can blame them most babies have a smell only a mother could love
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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2009, 01:26:02 PM »
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Other things to make the men's top 20 include lavender, apple and blackberry crumble in the oven and a freshly lit match.


Yeah, I know why that one is there.   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2009, 02:21:12 PM »
hmm...I guess if we wrapped babies in bacon, men would be more inclined to change them? :rofl:

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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2009, 06:45:58 PM »
Well duh...


You masterbate with a baby and they'll throw you in jail.

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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2009, 06:46:59 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 07, 2009, 06:45:58 PM
Well duh...


You masterbate with a baby and they'll throw you in jail.



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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2009, 10:06:24 PM »
Quote from: bijou on December 07, 2009, 09:22:02 AM
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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 08:30:56 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 07, 2009, 01:26:02 PM

Yeah, I know why that one is there.   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

You do? What happens with a freshly lit match, anyway?


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Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2009, 08:39:45 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 08, 2009, 08:30:56 AM
You do? What happens with a freshly lit match, anyway?


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Hopefully, it doesn't set a fire!  Because if it did, someone would go to the hospital! :rotf:
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