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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 08:09 PMNOMINATED FOR TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009Original message The variablosity of tipsitude Tonight, with dinner, I had a glass of Plungerhead Zin. Dinner was simple: two kaiser roll sandwiches and inslata caprese with the absolute very last of the local tomatoes.Minutes later I poured a glass of a fair to middling local port wine.I am now tipsy.There are also night where I can drink all night, at least at the rate I drank tonight's wines, and never even feel it.Why the differences?
hippywife (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 08:12 PMResponse to Original message 1. I'm guessing that your dinner was lacking in something that would have more readily absorbed the alcohol? How many fingers am I holding up?
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 08:18 PMNOMINATED FOR TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009Response to Reply #1 2. Uuuhhhhh ..... eleventeen?
hippywife (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 08:20 PMResponse to Reply #2 3. You're perfectly sober. The sensations are merely a fig newton of your imagination.
Warpy (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 09:24 PMNOMINATED FOR TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009Response to Original message 4. That's another of alcohol's many problems It's not an entirely reliable and predictable buzz.Nothing was more frustrating than being trapped at a dull party when that glow that should have eased an uncomfortable social situation never happened.Of course, as I hit my mid 20s and beyond, all I got out of alcohol was a migraine anyway. At least the migraine gave me an excuse to leave early.
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 09:49 PMNOMINATED FOR TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009Response to Reply #4 5. Heh! Hence the ........ .... thread title: "The variablosity of tipsitude"
