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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #75 on: December 04, 2009, 09:03:03 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 09:00:59 PM
You're about as discreet as a city bus during rush hour. :lmao:

 :lmao:

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 04, 2009, 09:02:11 PM
Congrats, Freeps! :cheersmate:

Thanks Ralphie boy.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #76 on: December 04, 2009, 09:04:40 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 09:00:59 PM
You're about as discreet as a city bus during rush hour. :lmao:

Don't confuse uninhibited with discreet....  :evillaugh:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #77 on: December 04, 2009, 09:05:47 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 09:04:40 PM
Don't confuse uninhibited with discreet....  :evillaugh:

:wtf2: :evillaugh:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #78 on: December 04, 2009, 09:06:50 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 09:04:40 PM
Don't confuse uninhibited with indiscreet....  :evillaugh:

FIFM :-)
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #79 on: December 04, 2009, 09:18:42 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 04, 2009, 09:05:47 PM
:wtf2: :evillaugh:

I know when to hold my cards close to the vest.

Let me illustrate.... your girlfriend (at the time) was less than 2 feet away when I reached behind and grabbed your butt (that was uninhibited of me). She never knew what happened (because I was discreet).

See?  :evillaugh:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #80 on: December 04, 2009, 09:20:21 PM »
Thank you for that vocabulary lesson. :p
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #81 on: December 04, 2009, 09:22:54 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 09:20:21 PM
Thank you for that vocabulary lesson. :p

I could teach you many things Chris.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #82 on: December 04, 2009, 09:23:50 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 09:18:42 PM
I know when to hold my cards close to the vest.

Let me illustrate.... your girlfriend (at the time) was less than 2 feet away when I reached behind and grabbed your butt (that was uninhibited of me). She never knew what happened (because I was discreet).

See?  :evillaugh:

Thanks for the lessons, Yoda. :evillaugh:

BEG is still mad you didn't get a pic of that. :-)
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #83 on: December 04, 2009, 09:25:48 PM »
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #84 on: December 04, 2009, 09:30:01 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 04, 2009, 09:23:50 PM
Thanks for the lessons, Yoda. :evillaugh:

BEG is still mad you didn't get a pic of that. :-)

I have felt up the Ralph.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #85 on: December 04, 2009, 09:31:24 PM »
And I've handled sacks of flour.  Is there a difference?  :tongue:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #86 on: December 04, 2009, 09:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 09:31:24 PM
And I've handled sacks of flour.  Is there a difference?  :tongue:

 :lmao:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #87 on: December 04, 2009, 09:43:08 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 04, 2009, 09:36:46 PM
:lmao:

I think Chris is trying to hide some feelings.  :evillaugh:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #88 on: December 04, 2009, 09:51:38 PM »
Firstly, Congrats Freeper! :cheersmate:

Secondly, one of my buddy's grannys crochets.  I can get her to whip up some nifty shawls, aka Mr. Pitt's Mrs's Bridesmaids, in the event there is unsightly shoulder issues with the dresses for the, uh, "maids"....
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #89 on: December 04, 2009, 09:59:41 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 04, 2009, 09:51:38 PM
Firstly, Congrats Freeper! :cheersmate:

Secondly, one of my buddy's grannys crochets.  I can get her to whip up some nifty shawls, aka Mr. Pitt's Mrs's Bridesmaids, in the event there is unsightly shoulder issues with the dresses for the, uh, "maids"....

Unsightly shoulder issues!  :lmao:

How about a strategically placed granny square where their many protuberances might be hiding! :-)
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #90 on: December 04, 2009, 10:01:26 PM »
Oh man.... manly, NOT many..... but that was funnier than hell so it shall stand!
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #91 on: December 04, 2009, 10:05:27 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 10:01:26 PM
Oh man.... manly, NOT many..... but that was funnier than hell so it shall stand!

Many, manly....I get it.   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I am sure Granny will love to crochet something to cover up many manly protuberances...
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #92 on: December 04, 2009, 10:07:35 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 04, 2009, 10:05:27 PM
Many, manly....I get it.   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I am sure Granny will love to crochet something to cover up many manly protuberances...

Men look funny naked.  :evillaugh:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #93 on: December 05, 2009, 01:10:34 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:46:57 PM
Thanks I plan on getting it right this time.
Of course I had that intention the first time too.  :-)

I could say something here but I'm not.  :fuelfire: :evillaugh:

Psych, Freep you know you are okay with me.  :cheersmate:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #94 on: December 05, 2009, 02:21:57 PM »
Congrats Freeper. I'm enjoying marriage. (almost 2 years now and we still like each other) :-)
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #95 on: December 05, 2009, 03:23:57 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on December 05, 2009, 01:10:34 PM
I could say something here but I'm not.  :fuelfire: :evillaugh:

Psych, Freep you know you are okay with me.  :cheersmate:

Heh yeah I am sure you could say something. I'm glad you aren't though.  :tongue:

:cheersmate:

Quote from: Randy on December 05, 2009, 02:21:57 PM
Congrats Freeper. I'm enjoying marriage. (almost 2 years now and we still like each other) :-)

From prior experience the first 2 years or so are easy.  :-)

Thanks man.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #96 on: December 05, 2009, 03:33:26 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 05, 2009, 03:23:57 PM
Heh yeah I am sure you could say something. I'm glad you aren't though.  :tongue:

:cheersmate:

From prior experience the first 2 years or so are easy.  :-)

Thanks man.

Yeah, the first two years are cake. :whatever:

The hammer hit me once I got back from my honeymoon. :thatsright: :-)
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #97 on: December 06, 2009, 01:06:10 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:17:57 PM
Since I got called out I shall spill it  :-)

I'm getting married in jan of 2011. I finally found a woman that can stand me.  :lmao:

I hope she treats you better then your first wife.  :evillaugh: :fuelfire:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #98 on: December 06, 2009, 01:10:39 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:36:44 PM


Ignore the ugly guy in the pic.  :lmao:

Wow, she got her picture taken with Ron Jeremy.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #99 on: December 06, 2009, 10:27:41 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on December 06, 2009, 01:10:39 AM
Wow, she got her picture taken with Ron Jeremy.

I thought it was Gabe Kaplan from Welcome back, Kotter.

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