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Offline thundley4

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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2009, 08:23:26 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:17:57 PM
Since I got called out I shall spill it  :-)

I'm getting married in jan of 2011. I finally found a woman that can stand me.  :lmao:

Is it wise to give her that much time to change her mind?
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2009, 08:23:39 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:20:34 PM
Oh, you must invite us.  :-)

Seriously, I'd pay for franksolich's plane ticket in exchange for an invitation. :rofl:

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how to work this.

The tentative plans are to spend Thanksgiving 2010 with JohnnyReb down over there in South Carolina.

I'm now wondering if I could find an excuse to hang around that general area for another eight weeks, for the wedding.

I doubt it, but anything could happen.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2009, 08:23:50 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
I am an arm-farting and pull my finger kind of guy.... I think we would make a perfect date.  :rotf:
Sounds like a match made in heaven. :lmao:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2009, 08:24:01 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
I am an arm-farting and pull my finger kind of guy.... I think we would make a perfect date.  :rotf:

Guy? huh?  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2009, 08:24:40 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 04, 2009, 08:23:26 PM
Is it wise to give her that much time to change her mind?

Heh heh I know risky.  :-)
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2009, 08:25:14 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:22:54 PM
Jan 29th 2011 is the day if anyone wants to come.  :-)

She's really sweet and apparently blind since she wants to marry me.  :lmao:

Where are you now?
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2009, 08:25:49 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:23:50 PM
Sounds like a match made in heaven. :lmao:

I think so....  :evillaugh:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2009, 08:26:20 PM »
Her dog is bugging me to go out
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2009, 08:27:01 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 04, 2009, 08:23:39 PM
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how to work this.

The tentative plans are to spend Thanksgiving 2010 with JohnnyReb down over there in South Carolina.

I'm now wondering if I could find an excuse to hang around that general area for another eight weeks, for the wedding.

I doubt it, but anything could happen.

They have this thing called the internet.  You can book plane tickets just about anywhere.

The biggest problem is ID... since Homeland Security started requiring identification, there's a chance you might get turned away from your point of departure if you're in a different state than your license.  It's slim, but not impossible.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2009, 08:27:47 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:26:20 PM
Her dog is bugging me to go out

Is that some kind of new kinky talk or somethin?  :confused: :devious: :cheerleader:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2009, 08:28:45 PM »
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2009, 08:29:40 PM »
I have seen her pic. She is cute. :)
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2009, 08:30:06 PM »
It must be asked....




What's her DU name? :lmao: :tongue:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2009, 08:30:36 PM »
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2009, 08:31:31 PM »
What about the bridesmaids? :whistling:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2009, 08:31:51 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on December 04, 2009, 08:29:40 PM
I have seen her pic. She is cute. :)

Oh my, you must be in the inner circle! I see that merely being in possession of his beans doesn't get a girl too far these days. :lmao:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2009, 08:32:24 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on December 04, 2009, 08:30:06 PM
It must be asked....




What's her DU name? :lmao: :tongue:

Ooooh..... we should entertain a few guesses.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2009, 08:32:51 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:31:31 PM
What about the bridesmaids? :whistling:

You, Frank and Undies!  :evillaugh:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #43 on: December 04, 2009, 08:33:12 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
Oh my, you must be in the inner circle! I see that merely being in possession of his beans doesn't get a girl too far these days. :lmao:
:rofl:

I have a vague idea what the soon-to-be Mrs. Madurski might look like, but Freeper won't sign up for Facebook.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #44 on: December 04, 2009, 08:33:51 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:32:51 PM
You, Frank and Undies!  :evillaugh:
Ooooh, that's just mean.

I don't think the three of us could decide on what dresses to wear.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #45 on: December 04, 2009, 08:35:09 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on December 04, 2009, 08:30:06 PM
It must be asked....




What's her DU name? :lmao: :tongue:

lol she aint a moonbat by any means.
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:33:12 PM
:rofl:

I have a vague idea what the soon-to-be Mrs. Madurski might look like, but Freeper won't sign up for Facebook.

I am on facebook anyone who wants to add pm me and I will pm you my email address so you can find me.


I am on facebook anyone who wants to add pm me and I will pm you my email address so you can find me.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2009, 08:36:44 PM »


Ignore the ugly guy in the pic.  :lmao:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2009, 08:36:50 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:33:51 PM


I don't think the three of us could decide on what dresses to wear.

Problem solved.

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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #48 on: December 04, 2009, 08:37:55 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on December 04, 2009, 08:36:50 PM
Problem solved.



I don't think those colors would look good on Chris.  :lmao:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2009, 08:38:05 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:36:44 PM


Ignore the ugly guy in the pic.  :lmao:

Dude, just shave your head and be done with it.  :lmao:
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