sparkling husband primitive took too many pharmaceuticals again

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.org/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7145589

Either that, or the sparkling husband primitive's wife slipped something super-strong into his food or drink.

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-03-09 11:40 AM
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How should we summarily execute the secret service agents who let the glam couple in? 

This, like so much else, was a complicated matter. but as usual, the lowest turd on the shit pile gets killed for being the entire cause.

Suspend the guys. Fine them. Demote them. Put them on duty tracking down counterfeit lottery tickets in logging camps in Alaska.

Other heads never rolled. Why do we need to nuke these two bozos? Who trained them? Who was their supervisor? What happened to the back-up/redundency that should have been there?

KILL THE LITTLE GUYS!

YEAH!

I say we use axes on their necks, resting on pre-bloodied wooden stumps. And no catch baskets. Let their heads roll down the street

Richardo  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-03-09 11:51 AM
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1. I'd say your choice of imagery is ill-advised.

Major Hogwash (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-03-09 12:00 PM
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2. No, just reassign them to protect Biden.

That ought to be punishment enough.

spanone  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-03-09 12:02 PM
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3. if the glam couple had pockets of antrhax......

arcadian  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-03-09 12:02 PM
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4. Better change that OP before some asshole reports you to the Feds.

seriously.

[GOBUCKS]

Major Hogwash (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-03-09 12:00 PM
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2. No, just reassign them to protect Biden.

That ought to be punishment enough.

I don't care if it is a DUmmy. That is funny!

[delilahmused]

Sometimes it's hard to tell whether stinky is being facetious or he actually means this. Perhaps there's too many fumes from that over-full litterbox.

Cindie

[Karin]

He has been acting stranger than usual of late.  I'm beginning to think that Frank is right about the chemistry set.  He's having a bizarre rant like once a day. 

[franksolich]

He has been acting stranger than usual of late.  I'm beginning to think that Frank is right about the chemistry set.  He's having a bizarre rant like once a day. 

The sparkling husband primitive dislikes insurance companies.

Which, one assumes, includes life insurance companies.

Given his windfall affluence, the sparkling husband primitive probably has lots and lots of life insurance, despite his alleged dislike of insurance companies.

And his wife knows it.

Given the erratic nature of the bonfires the sparkling husband primitive lights, it's highly probable the sparkling husband primitive is ingesting chemicals not necessarily gotten at the pharmacy.

Given that the sparkling husband primitive is consigned to the basement most of the time, while his wife is at full liberty up on the first and second floors of the house, the sparkling husband primitive's wife has plenty of opportunity to dabble in things, including a chemistry set.

I think the sparkling husband primitive's wife is impatient to get those life insurance checks.

[miskie]

Kill the person(s) who let the party crashers in ?

It would probably be the best solution for the Dems, because I suspect the truth about it will do more damage.

here is my theory.

A low-level staffer went to check them in, found they weren't on the list and went to deny them access. The staffer then saw the couples surname, thought that it would be better letting them in than to risk getting labeled racist during a future lawsuit. The end.

[GOBUCKS]

Kill the person(s) who let the party crashers in ?

It would probably be the best solution for the Dems, because I suspect the truth about it will do more damage.

here is my theory.

A low-level staffer went to check them in, found they weren't on the list and went to deny them access. The staffer then saw the couples surname, thought that it would be better letting them in than to risk getting labeled racist during a future lawsuit. The end.

Bingo. A muslim brother.

[lastparker]

Kill the person(s) who let the party crashers in ?

It would probably be the best solution for the Dems, because I suspect the truth about it will do more damage.

here is my theory.

A low-level staffer went to check them in, found they weren't on the list and went to deny them access. The staffer then saw the couples surname, thought that it would be better letting them in than to risk getting labeled racist during a future lawsuit. The end.

Nailed it.