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Weapon Surgically Removed From Prisoner
« on: December 03, 2009, 09:32:00 AM »
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Authorities in California said a prisoner was taken to a hospital emergency room to remove a concealed weapon he had hidden in his rectum.

Merced County Sheriff's Deputies said the five-inch plastic "shank" had been concealed in the rectum of Rance Johnson for more than three weeks before it began causing the prisoner enough discomfort to confess its presence to correctional officers, KMPH-TV, Phoenix, reported Wednesday.

Johnson told deputies he found the item, which had to be removed surgically, in an interview room and put it inside his rectum to sneak it back to his cell. ...
I bet he felt like an ass when he was forced to confess.
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Re: Weapon Surgically Removed From Prisoner
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 09:45:12 AM »
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Re: Weapon Surgically Removed From Prisoner
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 10:27:15 AM »
He sure fu**ed himself didn't he
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Re: Weapon Surgically Removed From Prisoner
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 12:55:13 PM »
Man!  The shit you find on some people's children...  :fuelfire:
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Re: Weapon Surgically Removed From Prisoner
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 02:59:54 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 03, 2009, 12:55:13 PM
Man!  The shit you find on some people's children...  :fuelfire:

And now he will be the butt of many jokes.
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Re: Weapon Surgically Removed From Prisoner
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 03:14:35 PM »
Well....crap.
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Re: Weapon Surgically Removed From Prisoner
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 04:28:39 PM »
Kinda wonderin' if this thing gives a whole new twist to "lift and separate".

Diggin' around up there tryin' to find that shiv has got to be one of the more personal things this guy has ever done. Is that the kind of thing you do in a toilet stall?

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Re: Weapon Surgically Removed From Prisoner
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 04:36:01 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 03, 2009, 04:28:39 PM
Kinda wonderin' if this thing gives a whole new twist to "lift and separate".

Diggin' around up there tryin' to find that shiv has got to be one of the more personal things this guy has ever done. Is that the kind of thing you do in a toilet stall?

Grease 'im up, Bubba. We's goin' fishin'!

Only an Army Doggie would think that way......  :fuelfire:
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Re: Weapon Surgically Removed From Prisoner
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 04:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Thor on December 03, 2009, 04:36:01 PM
Only an Army Doggie would think that way......  :fuelfire:

Woof!   :-)
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Re: Weapon Surgically Removed From Prisoner
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 01:02:17 PM »
Someone outta tell him that the expression "Put it where the sun don't shine" is just an expression not an order. :-)
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