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primitives go crazy over Christmas shopping
« on: November 29, 2009, 08:20:00 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7102390

Oh my.

By the way, Doug from Upland, one of the premier shining lights on freerepublic, is mentioned, and harshly criticized, about halfway through this bonfire.

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Are_grits_groceries  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-28-09 07:48 AM
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Walmart Shuts Down For 3 Hours After Shoppers Go Crazy

Black Friday brought out the rowdy side of Wal-Mart shoppers early this morning when the Upland location shut down for more than two hours after customers caused a ruckus inside.

Store management called Upland police at 2:44 a.m., asking for assistance in dealing with customers who were “fighting inside,” said Lt. Jim Etchason.

About 300 people were in the store, which had remained open all night as a security precaution after a Wal-Mart worker on Long Island, N.Y., was trampled to death last year on Black Friday when a surging, impatient crowd rushed the doors after the store opened.

But in Upland, employees said, customers began tearing into merchandise that had been shrink-wrapped and were supposed to be opened at 5 a.m.

“This was without a doubt the worst I’ve ever seen it,” said one employee, who said she has worked a dozen Black Fridays.

“They wouldn’t let people line up,” she added. “They were belligerent. They just bombarded the store.”

Several officers were sent and stood by as shoppers were kicked out and the store closed down, Etchason said. The bargain hunters were told to line up in the parking lot.

Meanwhile, the carts were emptied and all the items returned to the shelves, employees said. But they said that outside, people began “yelling and screaming,” pounding on the glass doors and trying to sneak into the store through the lawn and garden section.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2009/11/black-...

Nice try except for the merchandise that wasn't supposed to be opened until 5am. Fools!

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Mimosa  (1000+ posts)     Sat Nov-28-09 07:53 AM
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1. Materialism and greed are ugly.

I don't understand people being so obsessed with things.

Must've been a bunch of primitives, because primitives are obsessed with things.

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izquierdista (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-28-09 09:12 AM
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9. If you saw what they saw in the mirror

You would be so depressed that you would need to go buy some things to cover it over.

Yep, that's why the primitives do it.

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Kievan Rus (865 posts)      Sat Nov-28-09 01:32 PM
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18. It's an addiction

There are a lot of people in this country that are addicted to stuff.

They're no different than gambling addicts or drug addicts. Anything for a fix.

The lying Lorien primitive:

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Lorien  (1000+ posts)      Sat Nov-28-09 02:05 PM
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28. I wonder if the same kind of shopaholism exists in other countries?

I have a good friend who is slowly overcoming a severe case of it. I have another buddy who still can't admit that he's got it-even though he's now jobless with 60k in credit card debt and no home. I don't recall shopaholics pre-1980 or so. What does everyone else think?

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MadMaddie  (1000+ posts)      Sat Nov-28-09 02:43 PM
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34. I agree with you 

It started in the 80's with Reagan. In college I remember the first Credit Cards in our college mail, the CC companies knowing that no one had a job etc. More, More, More was the mandate of the 80's......

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Thothmes (1000+ posts)      Sat Nov-28-09 08:21 PM
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46. You are wrong

In the 70s the basement sale at Filenes in Boston was a riot. thousands of folks waiting to get at the "good deals" at 6 am in the morning.

And on and on it goes, until this speed-bump happens:

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stevedeshazer  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-28-09 01:38 PM
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19. Could Doug from Upland be involved? 

He's a prominent Freeper.

Her Stoutness the silly primitive:

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SoCalDem  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-28-09 02:23 PM
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30. Isn't he the Upland CA freeper? This happened in Upland NY

at least I think that;s what the article said

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stevedeshazer  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-28-09 02:25 PM
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31. Maybe I got the wrong Upland.

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SoCalDem  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-28-09 03:31 PM
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42. I was the one who mis-read it.. It was CA..

Upland Doug does not strike me as the type who would get up that early though...unless it was to join Sarah Palin for pancakes at the 24-hr IHOP

The Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher:

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proud2BlibKansan  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-28-09 03:26 PM
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40. I thought it was CA

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SoCalDem  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-28-09 03:28 PM
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41. Oops..My mistake.. I read the Long Island part and did not catch the fact that they were referencing it from the incident where the man died..

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Brother Buzz (1000+ posts)      Sat Nov-28-09 02:36 PM
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33. I believe they pipe his crappy music through the muzak system

The SARAHCUDA loop has been playing nonstop since her book was released. It's Guaranteed to agitate even the dimmest wit.
 
after which an image of one of Doug from Upland's works

The bonfire burns on and on, but it's so big if I were to trying bringing it over, the boat would sink.  Well worth seeing the whole thing in its blazing glory.
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Re: primitives go crazy over Christmas shopping
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2009, 09:26:43 AM »
What do they think Doug did, singlehandedly whip those people into a frenzy? Fill them with primitive lust and greed?  :mental:

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Re: primitives go crazy over Christmas shopping
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2009, 10:15:15 AM »
NOT Doug Ferrari, ex-husband of Beth, the dumbest person on all the internets.

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Re: primitives go crazy over Christmas shopping
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2009, 10:22:34 AM »
NOT Doug Ferrari, ex-husband of Beth, the dumbest person on all the internets.

No, not at all.

Doug from Upland is one of the most talented members of freerepublic, no connection with Doug's stupid ex-wife.

The primitives once in a while whine about the impact Doug from Upland has; I wish the primitives would notice franksolich about one-tenth as often as they notice Doug from Upland, but of course Doug from Upland has the greater talents.

But one of these days, the primitives will notice that franksolich exists.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."