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Offline dutch508

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Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« on: November 27, 2009, 08:31:49 PM »
Yes, my first thought was UGP locked alone in her/his/it's apartment with only the dead body of her/his/it's dead boyfriend laying on the floor. Because UGP had her/his/it's thumb removed in an attempt to be more 'cat' like, he/she/it was trapped...and forced to eat her/his/it's dead boyfriend...

,,,what? you didn't think that?

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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-27-09 09:02 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7100817
Eating the dead?
 Edited on Fri Nov-27-09 09:21 PM by undergroundpanther

Controversy erupted when reports emerged that the Pentagon was close to completing a robot designed to forage for its own fuel by consuming "biomass in the environment," raising concerns that the Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR) might be intended to fuel itself from the bodies of the dead.

http://www.naturalnews.com/027584_military_robots.html


Controversy erupted when reports emerged that the Pentagon was close to completing a robot designed to forage for its own fuel by consuming "biomass in the environment," raising concerns that the Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR) might be intended to fuel itself from the bodies of the dead.
http://io9.com/5315547/will-new-intelligent-combat-robo ...
http://www.naturalnews.com/027584_military_robots.html
looks like the robot will scavenge fuel,rip up plants eating,trees,etc..that's all we need,tree eating robots.And the choice of words bio mass,it means biological stuff.I think with the research being done on fuels that come from dead bodies,it leaves that ugly door open.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html

As for the geneva rule about desecration of war dead?? Is it desecration to remove them? In war dead of enemies do get desecrated. What if there was no dead bodies for reporters to see to reporta massacre, war crimes or anything else? Does anyone remember Jenin? Israel kept observers and reporters out as they destroyed the town.
http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/51a/index-d.html

They'd appear innocent if these robots ate all the bodies before anyone got to witness what happened.

yes...that exactly what the military is planning...

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Liberation Angel  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-27-09 09:06 PM
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1. Let me see - suppose this new weapon eats wounded too then it becomes a perfect killing machine
 Seems that unless it can tell the ifference between a dead person and an unconcious or immobile one, then that would suck up anything ioncluding babies, puppies or old and disable people.

How Nazirific!

Like a cobo=- woodchipper Auschwitz on wheels or track runners.

What joy!



AND--- we got the NAZI reference in off the side pocket.

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GreenPartyVoter  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-27-09 09:15 PM
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5. I find that utterly offensive and if the Geneva Conventions don't have a
 way of shutting this down, then the U.N. had better come up with something. (Not that war itself isn't utterly offensive. )


Well, shit. I guess we are gonna have to go with the nuclear powered robots then.
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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2009, 08:42:25 PM »
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Liberation Angel  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-27-09 09:06 PM
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1. Let me see - suppose this new weapon eats wounded too then it becomes a perfect killing machine
 Seems that unless it can tell the ifference between a dead person and an unconcious or immobile one, then that would suck up anything ioncluding babies, puppies or old and disable people.

How Nazirific!

Like a cobo=- woodchipper Auschwitz on wheels or track runners.

What joy!

Is it a robot or a liberal health care plan?
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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2009, 08:46:51 PM »
UP could keep one running for a month all by its immenseness although the poor thing would be so effed up after it would have to be taken out of service to humanity.

A worthwhile sacrifice I would say.

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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2009, 09:41:07 PM »
Is it a robot or a liberal health care plan?

ba-zing!

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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2009, 09:47:37 PM »

Above, Obama (Center) about to feed EATR (Left) Some 'biomass' deemed ineligible for Universal Healthcare coverage (right).

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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2009, 10:44:54 PM »
Is it a robot or a liberal health care plan?


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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2009, 11:47:07 PM »
How is it that UP keeps twigging to our most secret VRWC R&D projects?

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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2009, 12:00:24 AM »
No wonder UGP is scared shitless... look at one of the articles she linked to:

Inventor turns dead cats into diesel :panic:
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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2009, 12:25:50 AM »
No wonder UGP is scared shitless... look at one of the articles she linked to:

Inventor turns dead cats into diesel :panic:

Works for me, 'specially if UP turns out to be one of the dead cats. Just sayin'.....we got to be energy independent somehow.
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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2009, 01:41:12 AM »
No wonder UGP is scared shitless... look at one of the articles she linked to:

Inventor turns dead cats into diesel :panic:

Diesel based on fryer fat smells like fish'n'chips when it burns so I wonder if diesel based on dead cats would smell like *****.

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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2009, 05:04:36 AM »
Question here.

If robots eat dead anything, are they potty trained also.?

Depending on safety measures a few of them robots may solve one of our greatest problems of the day, Garbage dumps.

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Re: Undergroundpanther and Eating the Dead.
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2009, 05:06:03 AM »
How is it that UP keeps twigging to our most secret VRWC R&D projects?

Selective leaks, my friend . . .
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