Huh?No wonder she sucked at "gardening". She was in the damn desert.
And, no doubt, putting one heck of a load on that poor old ecosystem, what with her insatiable demands for bringing in water
that just doesn't belong there, not to mention the massive carbon footprint she's responsible for on account of having all that water brought in. First thing she needs to do is expiate her "sins" of carbon emission.

Or maybe some kind soul will give her a little assistance: