I jus stole that Oceander, just so ya know. 
What refreshing honesty! That's how I know you're a conservative, 'cause if you were a liberal, you would have said that you had appropriated it and redistributed it for the collective good.
'Course I can always "ruin" the crime....

I hereby retroactively grant you a nonexclusive license for all eternity, from the Big Bang to the Rapture (and anything that might follow afterward).
Hah, it can't be stolen if it was given, now can it?!
