I realize that the primitives are predisposed to lying. I also realize that on a place such as the island one of the quickest ways for a DUmmie to generate street cred is to resort to fabricating fairy tales. It really is understandable. But do they have to insert family members into their fabricated stories? Granted, their fables would lose a small amount of effectiveness, but I think the loss would be too small to notice.
Their inclusion of family members in their tales just rubs me the wrong way. Haven't these family members suffered enough just being related to a primitive?
Think of it this way...Let's say there's a primitive named DUmmie_DoDo. He fabricates a nice long screed on DU about his "fundy, repug" family. Then, since the money he sucks from the government teat has arrived, he heads to the corner store to stock up on Cheetos. Soon after he leaves his mother heads down to his room in the basement to clean some of the filth and to spray some air freshner in an attempt to kill some of the smell. While down there she notices that DUmmie_DoDo has left his computer on the DU page showing his screed. She gets to read the trash that he has written.
This poor mother is already suffering with the knowledge that her son is nothing but a drain on society. She's also bearing the burden of feeding him and putting a room over his head, but despite his uselessness the mother still loves him because he's her son. Now on top of all of this she gets to see DUmmie_DoDo's fabricated DU screed that puts down her or her husband or some other member of her family who is actually living a productive life.
It's just wrong.
