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Offline kenth

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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2009, 03:39:51 AM »
More.


Good grief. What an absolutely useless pile of supposed human being. Not only did he ditch his responsibility of his apartment after whining so much the day before, and pretending he was going to chew some butt, but he also could not be bothered to even talk to his wife. He left both to his roommate, after leaving it up to his wife to contact maintenance from work.

I'm not up to date on this guy's ailments, but I have a friend who had to be pushing 450 from high school through college. While it was a burden on him, he moved well for someone that big. More than that, he never had the attitude that he was helpless and needed to subsist off the backs and charity of others. I think you may be on to something, that the VB is actually much heavier than he has stated.

Still, how hard could it have been to wake himself up enough to talk to his wife?

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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2009, 04:50:51 AM »
Reading these things that push the extremes of human worthlessness just makes me happier then ever I am conservative.
Life has its ups and downs and some things can burn inside for a long time but once a person has surrendered his sense of self esteem and pride in taking care of himself and life he is nothing.
This waste of space and air prove it beyond any doubt.

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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2009, 05:58:41 AM »
My heart goes out to Jannette, fancy she had no idea of how to put water on the stove bring it to a boil, empty the water in 2 big pans, add soap to one and wash  in one and and rinse in the other.

From what I understand they were all using the toilets even as they were broken and flooding the apartment.  So, instead of peeing in a bottle or big empty can they just covered the floor with all their dirty clothing and walked on that to use a clogged toilet---YUCK--

Hair in kitchen sink is not to be unexpected, I know woman that dye their hair and rinse the color out in the sink.

This all for some reason reminds me of a Candid Camera stunt from way back.

The show took a middle aged woman and a Big strong man out to the side of the road and flattened one tire,  The big guy climbed in the back seat and pretended to be sleeping.  It was surprising the number of men of all ages that offered to change her tire for her even as they knew her ---son--- in the back was just taking a nap, he had been up all night playing cards. 

BTW did anyone else pick up on the excuse for why the roommate was all worn out and sleeping ??

He had been up all night waiting for a package.  HMMMMMM, drugs or some young fella.?









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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2009, 06:42:57 AM »
I'm going on the suspicion that the tale is true.

Given that, Jeanette must have a terrible life. Work all day Friday, get home sometime after 7 and then cook a large meal for that lazy fat ass.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2009, 08:17:33 AM »
I'm going on the suspicion that the tale is true.

Given that, Jeanette must have a terrible life. Work all day Friday, get home sometime after 7 and then cook a large meal for that lazy fat ass.

I'm starting to doubt the whole thing more and more.

That lie about his wife working on Friday--in a previous gigantic primitive update posted here, the gigantic primitive had gloated about how his wife had a four-day weekend (this was before the drain cloggage)--which is why I had suggested after the drain cloggage, and after the gigantic primitive and his wife had done all they could do (insofar as contacting the right people to take care of it), that they just hop on a bus and go down to Arizona to visit the mother-in-law for the holiday, theirs at home having been ruined.

I'm having all sorts of bells, sirens, flashing lights, in the mind about this whole saga.
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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2009, 08:23:02 AM »
I'm starting to doubt the whole thing more and more.

That lie about his wife working on Friday--in a previous gigantic primitive update posted here, the gigantic primitive had gloated about how his wife had a four-day weekend (this was before the drain cloggage)--which is why I had suggested after the drain cloggage, and after the gigantic primitive and his wife had done all they could do (insofar as contacting the right people to take care of it), that they just hop on a bus and go down to Arizona to visit the mother-in-law for the holiday, theirs at home having been ruined.

I'm having all sorts of bells, sirens, flashing lights, in the mind about this whole saga.

Maybe so. All lies are sprinkled with some truth. I would be willing to bet that the wife still has a miserable existence from having to live with this sloth.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2009, 08:27:14 AM »
Maybe so. All lies are sprinkled with some truth. I would be willing to bet that the wife still has a miserable existence from having to live with this sloth.

Oh yeah.

No doubt about that.

"Honey, come over here and pick up the remote control off the floor for me."

"Honey, why don't you vaccuum the carpets?"

"Honey, bring me another Coke."

"Honey, come wipe my ass for me."

"Honey, come in and turn off the light so I can get to sleep."

"Honey, come pull off my socks."

"Honey, why don't you change the cat-litter box?"

"Honey, come run water for my bath."

"Honey, come change my underwear."

"Honey, can you answer the telephone for me?"

And so on.....
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2009, 08:43:51 AM »
Oh yeah.

No doubt about that.

"Honey, come over here and pick up the remote control off the floor for me."

"Honey, why don't you vaccuum the carpets?"

"Honey, bring me another Coke."

"Honey, come wipe my ass for me."

"Honey, come in and turn off the light so I can get to sleep."

"Honey, come pull off my socks."

"Honey, why don't you change the cat-litter box?"

"Honey, come run water for my bath."

"Honey, come change my underwear."

"Honey, can you answer the telephone for me?"

And so on.....

Wow Frank. That reply is totally depressing.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2009, 09:30:13 AM »
Jeanette WAS off.  She pretended to need to run to work so her and Joe could have a little 'alone' time.  Joe wasn't there all day long I would imagine.  The phone call was Jeanette telling Joe where the hook up spot was. 

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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2009, 02:59:31 AM »
Jeanette WAS off.  She pretended to need to run to work so her and Joe could have a little 'alone' time.  Joe wasn't there all day long I would imagine.  The phone call was Jeanette telling Joe where the hook up spot was. 

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Jenette wore Joe out and he had to take a nap!   :evillaugh:  The water on the bathroom floor was due to the wild shower sex.

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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2009, 10:19:19 AM »
Jenette wore Joe out and he had to take a nap!   :evillaugh:  The water on the bathroom floor was due to the wild shower sex.
Jeanette only has eyes for the blimp. He posted recently about how painful it is when she climbs on board.

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Re: ooops, Vegas blimp has problem-filled Thanksgiving (new additional 11-28)
« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2009, 01:24:18 PM »
Jeanette only has eyes for the blimp. He posted recently about how painful it is when she climbs on board.

 :puke: :puke: :puke:

I'm sure Jeanette has a bigger collection of toys then Toys R Us.  :evillaugh: