Ya know, that queer guy that hippywife likes (David Sedaris) is actually very funny when he's not: a) talking politics, b) talking gay, c) talking, as he has a pronounced lisp. He's hilarious in book form only, when he's telling stories about his various family members, especially his mother, who I love. She was a hard-drinking, hard-smoking smart-ass who took no shit from anyone.
Grandma's only been married 12 years? I got the impression it was more like 35. Maybe because she's such an Aunt Bee.