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Re: DUmmies Discuss Tofu And All The Fixings For Thanksgiving
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2009, 11:28:08 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 23, 2009, 04:05:44 PM
I'd love to.  Damn things are tough to hunt, though.

Not at my house. There's way too many of them and I don't like them hanging around my chickens and eating their feed. They even challenge my roosters sometimes and come up on my deck. My son and family are coming down Friday and we're having a turkey shooting party...can't wait.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Tofu And All The Fixings For Thanksgiving
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2009, 03:39:11 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 23, 2009, 05:40:51 PM
Turkeys are the wariest and smartest of all American wildlife. Tougher to hunt than the wiliest old buck. Like deer, sometimes they seem to be all over the place, but that suddenly changes when you go into the woods looking for them.

Huh? More wily than an old buck? Hell I've got a turkey call! I put on my camo find a place they frequent, sit down and start callin'. Doesn't usually take more than a coupla hours and BANG! Bagged my bird!

An old buck on the other hand, if it not during rut, can be a real bitch! Let's just say, they didn't get old by being dumb like all the old turkeys I've put in the deep fat fryer!

On Thanksgiving day, I plan to give my 2 steers an extra helping of grain so next year I can have prime rib when the whole famdamnly shows up for dinner and alcohol.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Tofu And All The Fixings For Thanksgiving
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2009, 04:02:12 PM »
We have pretty dumb ones, I guess.  I go have a cup of coffee on the front steps at our home place and plink what I have tags for.  Same with deer and antelope.  I have it figured out based on the cost of licenses and time vs. the value of the meat I get.  It has to be a pretty efficient hunt to be worth my time.

A relative reportedly always knew it was time to go get some red meat if his wife killed a turkey for supper with her pistol in their front yard. 

Tofurkey.  That's just odd.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Tofu And All The Fixings For Thanksgiving
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2009, 10:36:24 AM »
Quote from: debk on November 23, 2009, 09:21:50 PM
I have a double flock trekking through my yard on a daily basis.....they are all getting quite large.

I'm surprised no one has hunted them down....though I guess they would need a silencer or whatever in order to not make much noise.

I have special broadheads for my bow designed for dropping turkeys in their tracks.  I can put a bird down without disturbing your Saturday afternoon nap - assuming of course you'll give me permission to hunt your property...  :bow2:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Tofu And All The Fixings For Thanksgiving
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2009, 10:40:23 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on November 25, 2009, 10:36:24 AM
I have special broadheads for my bow designed for dropping turkeys in their tracks.  I can put a bird down without disturbing your Saturday afternoon nap - assuming of course you'll give me permission to hunt your property...  :bow2:

Check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgVKCfrKwWw
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Tofu And All The Fixings For Thanksgiving
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2009, 10:46:39 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 25, 2009, 10:40:23 AM
Check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgVKCfrKwWw

That's exactly what I have.  And that's exactly how well it works.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Tofu And All The Fixings For Thanksgiving
« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2009, 11:40:29 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on November 25, 2009, 10:36:24 AM
I have special broadheads for my bow designed for dropping turkeys in their tracks.  I can put a bird down without disturbing your Saturday afternoon nap - assuming of course you'll give me permission to hunt your property...  :bow2:



You have permission to hunt my turkeys as long as you promise to leave my deer and rabbits alone.....and you promise to take a few crows with those turkeys.... :-)
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Tofu And All The Fixings For Thanksgiving
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2009, 02:08:14 AM »
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Lucian  (1000+ posts)       Sun Nov-22-09 09:21 PM
334. If you don't like eating meat, then don't ****ing eat it.
Let those who want to eat it, eat it. It's not that hard.

Don't equate eating a turkey on Thanksgiving to owning slaves and committing genocide. They are FAR from being the same thing.


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