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Offline Chris_

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Cabela's
« on: November 22, 2009, 09:59:42 PM »
My dad got invited to a VIP event at Cabela's tonight...since he has their credit card and he spends a lot on fishing stuff there.

He could invite immediate family to go. I'm his favorite daughter.

They had free wine. And beer.

And then they offered you a chance to save a lot of money with their Cabela's Visa.

And then they enticed you with 25 percent discounts on stuff you don't need.

And then I possibly left with a new credit card and $100 worth of shit I probably would have said no to when I wasn't happily buzzed.

Those magnificent bastards!

If every store did this, I think the recession would be over.
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Re: Cabela's
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2009, 10:12:09 PM »
The key is to make sure that you drink more than what you spend.

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Re: Cabela's
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2009, 10:27:20 PM »
The key is to make sure that you drink more than what you spend.

Hmmm, I should she what that wine costs. They were full glasses too! They didn't skimp at all. I don't think that was an accident.
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Re: Cabela's
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 10:32:21 PM »
I always come out of Bass Pro with $100 worth of stuff I don't need, and I'm stone cold sober.

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Re: Cabela's
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2009, 10:37:27 PM »
I always come out of Bass Pro with $100 worth of stuff I don't need, and I'm stone cold sober.
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Re: Cabela's
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 05:28:26 AM »
I always come out of Bass Pro with $100 worth of stuff I don't need, and I'm stone cold sober.

The nearest Bass Pro is 175 miles west of me.  I make sure to go to it when I'm out in WNY.  Always seem to leave with something I don't necessarily need. 
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Re: Cabela's
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 06:13:28 AM »
:heart: Cabela's!

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Re: Cabela's
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 06:14:45 AM »
I've never been to Cabelas, but ran across it online.  It looks to have a lot of the same things my favorite place, The Mast Store, has and at lower prices. 

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Re: Cabela's
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2009, 06:51:47 AM »
I've never been to Cabelas, but ran across it online.  It looks to have a lot of the same things my favorite place, The Mast Store, has and at lower prices. 

It is really worth going to a Cabelas.  Not only do they have everything in the world in that store but they also have a gajillion dead animals and 234423423 gajillion GINORMOUS fish swimming in huge aquariums!  My kids beg to go all of the time but it is a long drive.  We go about once a year.
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Re: Cabela's
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2009, 06:57:06 AM »
It is really worth going to a Cabelas.  Not only do they have everything in the world in that store but they also have a gajillion dead animals and 234423423 gajillion GINORMOUS fish swimming in huge aquariums!  My kids beg to go all of the time but it is a long drive.  We go about once a year.

I just looked it up and it's a tossup as to which one is closest to me:  Wheeling, WV or Gonzales, LA.  Guess I won't be going anytime soon :-(   I'm glad I've been reminded of its on-line presence though since I need a few more Christmas gifts.

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Re: Cabela's
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2009, 07:47:15 AM »
Ah, Cabela's and Bass Pro...where my walking-around money goes to die.
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