In honor of today...
We present...
The JFK Annual Tasteless Memorial Quiz!
Q. What was the JFK Drink?
A. Two straight shots
Q. What song was Jackie listening to after the funeral?
A. "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"
Q. What did John-John get for Christmas?
A. A jack-in-the-box
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And let's hear it for his illustrious son, JFK Jr.:
Q. What does JFK Jr. have in common with penguins?
A. They're both cute and neither can fly.
Q. What's the difference between Ted Kennedy and JFK Jr.?
A. Ted left the vehicle BEFORE it went into the water.
Q. Why didn't JFK Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
A. He said he'd wash up on shore!
Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!
Q. What do the Kennedys miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A. The runway
Q. Why was JFK Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.
Q. What will they name the movie about JFK Jr.?
A. "Three Funerals and a Wedding"
