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Offline RobJohnson

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Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2009, 06:25:54 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 21, 2009, 12:16:22 PM
This isn't the "company" party, there is going to be one of those too. This is a party at the GM's house. What does one wear to a "casual" party at a bosses boss party?

No matter what you choose to wear, you will still look great.

I went to WI for some corporate training for a resturant chain, one of the nights ended with a dinner at the Founder/Owner's house....it was a good time. I made myself at home & they didn't care. His daughter came home from a soccer game, covered in mud...when she came inside the HUGE house I was sitting at the dinning room table and I told her "come on in, are you hungry?" she was like...."this is my house and where are my parents"  :rotf: 

They had a three legged dog, named Fudge. I was making jokes about the dog. I was one of the few people not drinking. They had a galley off the kitchen full of booze and wine. His wife cooked while he grilled out. Nice folks. http://www.culvers.com/about/default.aspx

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Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2009, 09:54:44 AM »
Something backless and deep cut in the front........ :naughty:  Promotions for hubby............. :uhsure:
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Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2009, 10:20:27 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on November 23, 2009, 09:54:44 AM
Something backless and deep cut in the front........ :naughty:  Promotions for hubby............. :uhsure:


Not if the boss has a wife....
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2009, 12:38:46 PM »
Quote from: debk on November 21, 2009, 10:48:03 PM
I'm 5'4" on a real tall day.....

Cocktail dress? I'm wearing a 3-3.5 inch spike heel.

Now, if to you a stiletto is a platform shoe with a 5 inch heel....no, I don't wear those.

Me + platform stiletto = broken neck...

Naw, I'm thinking those stiletto shoes elevate the heel up to nosebleed territory, which makes walking for you gals such a dangerous proposition.

What heel length is considered "non-stiletto" length? 1.5 inches? 2 inches? Do heels come in variable lengths like that, or is basically one length fits all?
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Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2009, 12:43:13 PM »
I believe they come in varying lengths.  I wouldn't know.  I inherited my grandmother's feet early, and cannot tolerate any elevation above half an inch.  Curses.   :(  Just as well.  I tend to be very accident prone.
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Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2009, 12:53:41 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on November 22, 2009, 06:25:54 PM
No matter what you choose to wear, you will still look great.

I went to WI for some corporate training for a resturant chain, one of the nights ended with a dinner at the Founder/Owner's house....it was a good time. I made myself at home & they didn't care. His daughter came home from a soccer game, covered in mud...when she came inside the HUGE house I was sitting at the dinning room table and I told her "come on in, are you hungry?" she was like...."this is my house and where are my parents"  :rotf: 

They had a three legged dog, named Fudge. I was making jokes about the dog. I was one of the few people not drinking. They had a galley off the kitchen full of booze and wine. His wife cooked while he grilled out. Nice folks. http://www.culvers.com/about/default.aspx


mmmm! I love Culvers! Can't eat there anymore though! My Doctor and girlfriend will have my head!  :lmao:
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Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2009, 01:36:50 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 23, 2009, 12:38:46 PM
Naw, I'm thinking those stiletto shoes elevate the heel up to nosebleed territory, which makes walking for you gals such a dangerous proposition.

What heel length is considered "non-stiletto" length? 1.5 inches? 2 inches? Do heels come in variable lengths like that, or is basically one length fits all?


Heels come in all different heights...

Stilettos are what used to be referred to as spike heels....2.5 - 3" or higher.

Mid-heel is 1.5-2.5"

Below 1.5' is a low heel...1/2" is a flat.
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2009, 01:41:53 PM »
BEG, I'm thinking if you went in this, you'd be the biggest hit at any backyard party ever:



Just a thought.
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Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2009, 03:13:24 PM »
Quote from: debk on November 23, 2009, 10:20:27 AM

Not if the boss has a wife....

It's LA.................you never know.................................................... :naughty:
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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