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Offline thundley4

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DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« on: November 19, 2009, 05:34:59 PM »
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Fuzz   (1000+ posts)           Thu Nov-19-09 05:57 PM
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316,000 Holiday Bongs Seized at Port
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34048261
Custom officials unwrapped a surprise Tuesday at the Port of LA/Long Beach -- 316,000 glass bongs disguised as Christmas ornaments.

The shipment's value was estimated at more than $2.6 million. The fake ornaments were hidden inside 860 boxes that arrived from China in a shipping container.

Agents said the items were decorated like Christmas ornaments. Before you get any ideas, consider these holiday gift options.
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Customs spokeswoman Cristina Gamez says the importer remains under investigation and there have been no arrests.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7050020

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cliffordu   (1000+ posts)             Thu Nov-19-09 05:58 PM
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1. bummer, man.
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Nuclear Unicorn (521 posts)           Thu Nov-19-09 06:01 PM
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4. I don't know why cops hate marijuana so much...
   
...it helps subsidize donut shops.

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4. I don't know why cops hate marijuana so much...
   
...it helps subsidize donut shops.
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Oregone   (1000+ posts)           Thu Nov-19-09 06:01 PM
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5. The US can make its own bongs, thank you
   
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spanone   (1000+ posts)           Thu Nov-19-09 06:06 PM
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6. great band name...'Holiday Bongs'
   
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eppur_se_muova   (1000+ posts)             Thu Nov-19-09 06:16 PM
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7. And the War on Christmas is under way! nt
   
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Sebastian Doyle   (1000+ posts)           Thu Nov-19-09 06:20 PM
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9. Yeah
   
But don't expect O'Loofah to cover this part of it. 
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gateley   (1000+ posts)           Thu Nov-19-09 06:19 PM
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8. Bah ****ing humbug. nt
   
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FarLeftFist (313 posts)           Thu Nov-19-09 06:22 PM
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10. I wonder if Amazon will reimburse me now.   

Not much of a conflagration, but a little humor anyway.
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Offline LC EFA

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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 05:45:00 PM »
See - this is why they fail.

Can't even make their own bongs anymore.

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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 05:49:57 PM »
Poor DUmmies.  They'll have to resort to actually rolling joints or smoking their dope out of a pop can.  But that takes a little work...they might not survive. :tongue:
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2009, 05:50:33 PM »
?? Bongs are illegal? Damn, I have to completely rework my Christmas shopping list.
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2009, 06:05:21 PM »
I would think that the patriotic DUchebags would only buy American Union made bongs.
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2009, 06:29:00 PM »
And now, A tribute... In Song   :-)




So This Is Christmas

So this is Christmas
So lets smoke a bong
Got mine imported
Straight from Hong Kong.

And so this is Christmas
I hope you get stoned
Visions of Cheetos
From this herb Ive grown.

A very merry Christmas
Bush has been gone for a year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without Cheney near.

And so this is Christmas
Don't bogart that bone,
The Maui Wowee's run out
Got no mo' money at home.

And so happy Christmas
Obama's half white
We can pin the blame on that part,
When we get busted tonight.

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's break out the Zima
It's so much better than beer.

And so this is Christmas
Lets post at The DUmp
About how we hate Christians
And JOOOS did nine-one-one

And so this is Christmas
I hope to get some
Or at least look at web porn
Of old and of young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy Eid too
Don't forget Winter Solstice.
And F*ck all Da Jooos

War is inside
Af-ghan-is-tan
Where's O-Ba-Ma
Now ?
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2009, 11:25:28 PM »
Quote from: miskie on November 19, 2009, 06:29:00 PM
And now, A tribute... In Song   :-)




So This Is Christmas

So this is Christmas
So lets smoke a bong
Got mine imported
Straight from Hong Kong.

And so this is Christmas
I hope you get stoned
Visions of Cheetos
From this herb Ive grown.

A very merry Christmas
Bush has been gone for a year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without Cheney near.

And so this is Christmas
Don't bogart that bone,
The Maui Wowee's run out
Got no mo' money at home.

And so happy Christmas
Obama's half white
We can pin the blame on that part,
When we get busted tonight.

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's break out the Zima
It's so much better than beer.

And so this is Christmas
Lets post at The DUmp
About how we hate Christians
And JOOOS did nine-one-one

And so this is Christmas
I hope to get some
Or at least look at web porn
Of old and of young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy Eid too
Don't forget Winter Solstice.
And F*ck all Da Jooos

War is inside
Af-ghan-is-tan
Where's O-Ba-Ma
Now ?


 :rotf:

Sounds like something you'd hear on a Cheech and Chong Christmas album.
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2009, 04:23:03 AM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on November 19, 2009, 11:25:28 PM

 :rotf:

Sounds like something you'd hear on a Cheech and Chong Christmas album.

Or a Kanye West Christmas Album . . .
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2009, 12:45:40 PM »
Kudos. That is a most excellent DUmmy tune. :bow:
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2009, 01:19:01 PM »
Miskie, did you just make that up?  Quite a songcrafter!  Well done!
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2009, 01:58:10 PM »
My Thanksgiving might be in doubt if Frank doesn't change Avatars before then... blech
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2009, 02:12:53 PM »
Quote from: FGL on November 20, 2009, 01:58:10 PM
My Thanksgiving might be in doubt if Frank doesn't change Avatars before then... blech

I ran across that one when looking for an image of the late Bella Abzug.

The problem was, only flattering images of the late Bella Abzug were in all "searches."

So I had to settle for this one.
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2009, 02:20:17 PM »
I may have to go to preferences and turn off avatars. :o
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2009, 02:34:25 PM »
Quote from: FGL on November 20, 2009, 02:20:17 PM
I may have to go to preferences and turn off avatars. :o

Well, I was really bothered that when "image-searching" google, all they had were flattering photographs of Bella Abzug.

They didn't have any of those photographs that I recall from old news-magazines of the 1970s, which featured Bella Abzug in big floppy hats and a big floppy nose.

Those photographs used to be ubiquitous, found all over the place in the print media.

I'm starting to wonder if perhaps google has a bias, and keeps unflattering images of Bella Abzug off their site.

So I had to settle for what I could find, whatever it is I found.
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2009, 02:51:58 PM »
I think that is Grandpa Munster from the old TV show...

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or Helen "hide that face" Thomas
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2009, 03:42:45 PM »
Quote from: Karin on November 20, 2009, 01:19:01 PM
Miskie, did you just make that up?  Quite a songcrafter!  Well done!

Thanks, yeah one of the things Ive done on a semi-professional basis is songwriting - this is (Obviously) just a piss-take of the John Lennon song of the same name - took about 10 minutes to reconstruct the lyrics to my liking.  :-)

I can also crank out poetry the same way. Once I have a topic and a direction it can be done pretty much on command.
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2009, 03:48:03 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 20, 2009, 02:12:53 PM
I ran across that one when looking for an image of the late Bella Abzug.

The problem was, only flattering images of the late Bella Abzug were in all "searches."

So I had to settle for this one.

Now I have the phrase 'fish eyed fool !' stuck in my head ...
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2009, 05:47:24 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 20, 2009, 04:23:03 AM
Or a Kanye West Christmas Album . . .

I was hearing John Lennon singing that from beyond.
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Re: DUmmies Christmas is ruined.
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2009, 07:56:29 PM »
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Well, I was really bothered that when "image-searching" google, all they had were flattering photographs of Bella Abzug.

How could such things exist? It sounds like "a sexy photograph of Helen Thomas", or "an intelligent opinion from Doug's stupid ex-wife".
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