Would-be ninja impaled by metal fence

[bijou]

Seattle police say an intoxicated 25-year-old man, who told officers he believed he was a ninja, was impaled on a metal spike Monday night after a failed attempt to jump a 5-foot fence.Around 11:15 p.m., officers responded to the 600 block of Seventh Avenue after a 41-year-old man called police to say he had been assaulted, said police spokeswoman Renee Witt. Officers arrived and found the impaled would-be ninja, Witt said.

It turns out the older man, who was heavily intoxicated, tried to go into a sports bar in the 600 block of King Street, Witt said. The younger man, who isn't a bar employee, barred the man from going inside-- and an argument between the two men escalated into a fight.

At one point, the men chased each other in the street, she said.

In an attempt to get away, the younger man "thought he'd basically be able to jump over this fence, and he didn't quite make it," Witt said.

As a police account of the incident notes, "Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities."

That's when the older man called police to say he'd been assaulted.

As police arrived to search for a suspect, one officer heard the 25-year-old's screams and found him stuck on the fence with the metal spike jutting out from his buttock, Witt said. The man was bleeding profusely.

He was taken to Harborview Medical Center, she said. Questioned at the hospital, the man told police he believed he was a ninja.....

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He needs to practice those ninjy skills.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Obviously not a true FLYING ninja.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja2.htm

[Tucker]

Shame on me but I laughed.

[bijou]

Shame on me but I laughed.

Then my work is done. 

[jinxmchue]

Well, he got off pretty easy.  Some guy jumped off an elevated interstate in an attempt to escape the police, but got his head caught between the bars of a fence on the way down and had his head ripped clean off.  This is on Snopes if you don't believe me.  The photos are pretty gruesome, so you are warned.

[Eupher]

Obviously not a true FLYING ninja.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja2.htm

From the link:

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.     I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.    These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).