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Offline bijou

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Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:46:48 AM »
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A husband in China has left his wife after she forced him to eat cake for every meal.

Cheng Yu said he was happy with the sugary treats at first but now just mentioning the word cake made him ill.

'Egg cake, fruit cake, chocolate cake. I felt like a bakery dustbin,' he said.

The 31-year-old from Beijing has threatened to divorce Tian Mae, 27, if she doesn't stop baking.

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Now he doesn't have eclair in the world.
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Re: Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 07:03:07 AM »
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 07:50:34 AM »
To get that much cake, he must have been pounding her pretty good.
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Re: Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2009, 01:57:36 PM »
What, no pie ? Everybody loves pie.
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Re: Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2009, 02:05:57 PM »
He can't have his cake and eat it, too.
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Re: Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 03:38:47 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 17, 2009, 07:50:34 AM
To get that much cake, he must have been pounding her pretty good.


Would that be Poundcake?
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Re: Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2009, 03:41:35 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on November 17, 2009, 03:38:47 PM

Would that be Poundcake?

Better poundcake than cheesecake....
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Re: Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2009, 04:57:44 PM »
There was no mention made of it, but this sounds suspiciously like he was battering her. I'll bet he hit her so hard she had to scrape the bowl and grease the tins.

Either that or he was a real angel [food].
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Re: Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2009, 06:04:01 PM »
I bet he got really FROSTED after a while.
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Re: Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2009, 08:30:18 PM »
Maybe if he would eat the muffin every once in a while.....
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Re: Husband escapes endless cake nightmare
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2009, 08:39:51 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on November 17, 2009, 08:30:18 PM
Maybe if he would eat the muffin every once in a while.....
:lmao: :-)

Maybe its the only thing she knows how to cook.  Some people can be very narrowly focused sometimes. 

I LOL'ed at the picture & caption on the article.
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