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Offline thundley4

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Skinner's new plan to dupe the DUmmies.
« on: November 16, 2009, 04:20:39 PM »
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Skinner ADMIN  (1000+ posts)             Mon Nov-16-09 03:27 PM
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"You have GOT to be kidding me . . ." (A conservative view of the DU fund drive)   
   


 
Edited on Mon Nov-16-09 03:36 PM by Skinner
I just recevied this email about 45 minutes ago. Had to share...

From: Cynthia <Last name and email removed by DU admin>
To: skinner@democraticunderground.com
Date: Nov 16, 2009 2:48 PM

Subject: You have GOT to be kidding me . . .

These aren't 'charities' by any definition of the word (well, maybe the one helping the dogs is). Clearly absent are any of the very fine, effective religious-based charities (TRUE charities) such as Salvation Army and American Red Cross, American Cancer Society. Your selection of what constitutes a 'charity' is evil and perverse and makes a mockery of what charitable giving is all about. God, you miserable, baby-killing, misguided and unhappy people just make me sick.


C'mon you miserable, baby-killing, misguided and unhappy people: You have until 12 midnight Pacific Time (3am Eastern) to donate to DU and have 10% of your donation go to Planned Parenthood. More 'charities' throughout the week...

For more information, or to donate, click here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/donate.html
  http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7027091

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graywarrior   (1000+ posts)           Mon Nov-16-09 03:29 PM
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1. When I get home from work, I will donate tonight to the baby killers
Just like a lamb to the slaughter.  Skinner definitely knows how to push the buttons of the Island inhabitants.

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mmonk   (1000+ posts)           Mon Nov-16-09 03:29 PM
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2. Thanks for the motivation.
   

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OneGrassRoot   (1000+ posts)           Mon Nov-16-09 03:29 PM
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LOL!
   

Here's one miserable, baby-killing, misguided and unhappy person who will DEFINITELY be returning in a few hours to donate.

Oy.

Thanks for sharing, Skinner!

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Hawkeye-X   (1000+ posts)             Mon Nov-16-09 03:30 PM
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5. *hic* Another round of DU Hate Mail *hic*
   
and you'll have my donation for this drive!

To be honest the only charities I consider worthless on the list is Planned Parenthood, and PFags.  I have to believe this is a fictional email Skinner made up to get the DUmmies to donate.
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Re: Skinner's new plan to dupe the DUmmies.
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2009, 04:28:25 PM »
 :lmao:

Like a fish rising to a fly.
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Re: Skinner's new plan to dupe the DUmmies.
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2009, 04:35:08 PM »
Any bets that he extends the fund drive longer if this works so he can rake in more loot.
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Re: Skinner's new plan to dupe the DUmmies.
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2009, 04:36:01 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 16, 2009, 04:28:25 PM
:lmao:

Like a fish rising to a fly.

More like a fly on shit, Tank!
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Re: Skinner's new plan to dupe the DUmmies.
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2009, 04:49:16 PM »
Skimmer has seen enough bouncy tales to know the ropes. I'm sure he generated a spike in contributions from the DUmmies' SSI checks. But as far as any charity is concerned, it will still be Not One Damn Dime Day.
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Re: Skinner's new plan to dupe the DUmmies.
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2009, 06:27:14 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 16, 2009, 04:49:16 PM
Skimmer has seen enough bouncy tales to know the ropes. I'm sure he generated a spike in contributions from the DUmmies' SSI checks. But as far as any charity is concerned, it will still be Not One Damn Dime Day.

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Re: Skinner's new plan to dupe the DUmmies.
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2009, 08:21:17 PM »
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God, you miserable, baby-killing, misguided and unhappy people just make me sick.

Well made up or not, that be spot on for the DUmp.  :loser: :-)
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Re: Skinner's new plan to dupe the DUmmies.
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2009, 08:25:20 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on November 16, 2009, 08:21:17 PM
Well made up or not, that be spot on for the DUmp.  :loser: :-)

I dunno.

There's not a misspelled word in the "e-mail."

My fellow alum Skins of course is well-educated and all that, but there's certain words that appear to give him problems.

I don't see them.

Of course, it could be that someone a better speller, connected with the Planned Parenthoodlums, contrived this "e-mail" and sent it to my fellow alum, and Skins being no dummy, knows exactly what it is, and how to best use it.
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Re: Skinner's new plan to dupe the DUmmies.
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2009, 07:22:49 AM »
What a racket.

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