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Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« on: November 15, 2009, 10:07:29 PM »
The Jedi are a loathesome breed. Their extermination cannot come fast enough. The films which purport to glorify their exploits are third rate propogandist mockeries of religion and morality.

These cheap acts of chicanery masquerading as films seek to denounce law, order, individuality and civic freedom by dressing it in dark robes and subjecting it to bad lighting but the reality is revealed by the very acts of those it would presume to show as heroes. They are instead the worst of villains and we shall expose them here.

Going Native
The hallmark of any government is how its treats its most defenseless citizens.

During construction of the second "Death" Star the Republican troops co-existed with the native populations of Endor without incident. It wasn't until the rebels appeared that the Ewoks were dragged into a war that had heretofore never posed a concern for them.

Internally Inconsistent
The lies of the Jedi are a porr re-telling of Buddhist doctrines. Buddha taught his followers that suffering came from unfulfilled desires ergo the best means of alleviating suffering was to rid oneself of all desire. The Jedi bear this out with such inanities as:



We must conclude the Jedi would also claim they would never be angered by injustice, be hateul of seeing others suffer or love justice and mercy lest they be found to be liars to their own creed.

Yet, what is the siren song of Anakin's bastard progeny?

"Trust your feelings."

Apparently one is to trust their feelings only when it coincides with the Jedis' agenda, the individual be damned. Only the Council--and by Council we mean Collective--is to be the center of one's efforts. This stripping away of the individual will be dealt with later in the greatest indictment of these fiends.

Yet, what is the effort of the Council would have us believe is of such paramount as to deprive a person of his individuality?

Bringing balance to the force...or so they say.

The force is just that a force. It is an energy like fire, electricity or the entirety of electro-magnetism. While breeding may increase the propensity some have for harnessing this power the force itself is neither good nor evil, it simply is. The only thing that could possibly provide any moral impetus to the force is the person behind the employing the force, their actions and motives (of course, personhood being the one thing Jedism despoils).

But if the fables of "balance" were to be believed at face value then for every good deed paid out into the universe one would have to repay with an evil deed. If good is truly good it exists for its own right not simply to provide a counter-weight to evil nor shoud we look at evil as a necessity to counter-good thus making evil its own good.

Indeed, to claim one needs to maintain balance is to claim that the balance is itself a Good thus contradicting in its own terms.

Genocide
Nor can the Jedi lies of balance to be believed when they are guilty of genocide against the Sith. The Sith race is a decimated husk of its previous state when "Episode I" begins.

They have been reduced to a mere handful of beings. Gone are the men, women...and children of this civilization. No planets remain, no cities. The Jedi--supposedly beings of cosmic balance--range far and wide across the galaxy but the Sith are but a scattered few. yet, even the Jedi themselves admit to being the architects of this imbalance and for no better reason than the Sith were not Jedi.

They were individuals.

False Negotiations
When war with the Trade Federation (hints of radical, expansionist socialism?) was in the offing did the Jedi send diplomats? No, they sent armed warriors who read minds and manipulate those minds and yet they act surprised and offended that the Trade Federation should confine, surveill and have them disarmed.

The negotiations were never in good faith. It was the mission of mind-stealing assassins.

Diplomatic Law
As further evidence of the perfidy of the rebel alliance and the Jedis consider the theft of the construction plans for the "Death" Star: They were stolen under a diplomatic flag.

What's In A Name
That the "Death" Star should be so named is ridiculous. It's single greatest asset was the ability to project energy. Does anyone in their proper mind honestly believe that the Republic--supposedly in the pursuit of raw power for nothing more than base exploitationism--would find it profitable or even desireable to obliterate entire planets?

This would be akin to Josef Stalin using nuclear extermination to root out cells of dissidents in St. Petersburg. We are to believe that Alderaan, host to Leia's false flag diplomatic op was unarmed and innocent.

Clones
The Trade Federation employed robots; mere machines. Thus they reduced suffering amongst the living to an absolute minimum. To whom did the Jedi press into their wars?

Clones. Biological beings capable of pain, hunger, cold, heat, fear and love...those things the Jedi despise in themselves. It would seem those who feel are beneath the contempt of the pitiless Jedi.

Clones, born and bred to no purpose except war at the Jedis' behest. No chance for self-fulfillment, peace or family but we already know well the contempt the Jedi hold for such sentiments as love.

Voices
Never trust in "heroes" who take their orders from the voices in their heads.



Executing Prisoners
Mace Windu had been defeated and in turn Anakin had bested Palpatine. Did Windu proceed with a sense of duty, chivalry or appeal to the law? No, he demanded Skywalker assassinate a prisoner in his custody.

"Don't trust anyone but me!" has been the rallying cry of scoundrels throughout history and the Jedis are masters of it but this case was particularly reprehensible as it was meant to silence a prisoner rather than permit him to face public trial were the real indictments would fall upon the Jedi.

Order 66
Every eventuality Palpatine warned against came to fruition. Long before the first arrest was ever ordered the Jedi conspired to preserve power for themselves. They sent Anakin to spy on the senator all the while denying Anakin his vote on the Council in defiance of all precedent. They complained he was too wild and unchanelled yet they refused to tame and tutor him. Only Palpatine made any effort school the youngster.

When the inexplicable and unlawful ways of the Council were growing more and more manifest the senator resisted their breaks from tradition and sought to isolate the power of the Jedi from infecting the greater body of the republic. The Jedi, supposedly unmotivated by power, made every effort to remove Palpatine, not by appeal to the law or the consent of the governed, but outright coup on no authority but their own.

Order 66 was a rightful response to a deeply rooted and insidious conspiracy.

Anarchy
When the rebels prevailed what did they bring to the galaxy? Freedom? No, they brought chaos, anarchy and lawlessness.

You shall know them by their fruits.

Jedi would have us believe the Sith are the harbingers of chaos and disorder but it is the Jedi who destroyed all sense of law and reduced the galaxy to the rule of the gun established by petty warlords and innumberable cirminal gangs.

Mind Tricks
THe single greatest crime of the Jedi is their so-called "mind trick" a semantic blasphemy meant to down-play the truly despicable nature of their crime.

We are supposed to believe that force lightning is of such power that only the most evil are capable of manifesting it. But force lightning is merely a projection of energy. It carries no more moral quality than common household electricity.

But the Jedi revel in their ability to overtake the minds of living, sentient beings. A person is only the sum total of his or hr moral choices but it is those very choices that Jedi would steal from people. Can any act be called truly good or truly evil if committed under the impetus of another's will? Indeed, it is the very hallmark of all tyrannies that they deprive their subjects of freedom; hence the term "subject."

The Jedi mind-theft is the theft of personhood. It is the rape of the soul and the murder of self. God calls but the devil demands.

To hell with these devils.
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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2009, 01:09:17 AM »
Then again you can also see it this way.

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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2009, 09:54:46 AM »
Personally, I've always believed that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2009, 11:32:54 AM »
I guess the real question is.......Is George Lucus the Antichrist?  :-)



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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2009, 12:21:38 PM »
Nice post and well thought-out, however, your logic is flawed.

Siths kill kids.  Also, the Sith was not a decimated husk.  The Emperial Force was not made up of Siths.  A Sith led it, and had a Sith as his first in command; however there has always been only one Sith master and no more than two Sith subserviants at any given time.

I'm pretty sure the "Death Star" was so named by its creator.

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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2009, 06:04:34 PM »
Nice post and well thought-out, however, your logic is flawed.

Siths kill kids. 
More lies by the feckless Jedi.

Anakin enters the room. The door closes. Period.

Why should the Sith kill children when it would be a minor affair to turn them away from the the scurrilous Jedi perversions and increase their own ranks?

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Also, the Sith was not a decimated husk.  The Emperial Force was not made up of Siths.  A Sith led it, and had a Sith as his first in command; however there has always been only one Sith master and no more than two Sith subserviants at any given time.
3 Sith against multitudes of Jedi? This is the balance the Jedi speak of?

More like: yet again another lie; this one to cover the Jedi crimes of genocide. Three Sith, all bachelors, and yet we are led to believe the galaxy is supposed to tremble when all it need do is wait for them to pass away without heirs to be relieved of any threat they may pose.

No, the Sith were on a mission of revenge borne of unsatisfied justice.

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Step away from the taint of the Jedi and there may yet be hope for you.

BTW - Did you know Grievous came from a race--the Kaleesh--that was at war with another race called the Huk; insects that hold an unsatiable avarice for the possessions of others as well as taking slaves from among Grievous' race. When the freedom fighters began to prevail the Huk ran to the Jedi who beat back the Kaleesh and eft them to starve on a decimated world.

IOW, the Jedi once again proved they were willing to committ genocide and this time on behalf of a hive-mind (no individuals) who sought to enslave others and steal what was theirs. No wonder General Grievous despised the Jedi so strongly.
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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2009, 12:44:20 PM »
Excellent, excellent.

Well done, my furry apprentice... :-)




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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2010, 04:45:39 PM »
I would also say that the Sith show more compassion.

Obi-wan...Anakins so called mentor...teacher...friend...left him to die on an exploding planet.

The Emperor was the one that showed kindness and compassion and saved Anakin from a painful meaningless death.

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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2010, 04:52:45 PM »
:rofl: Have you sent this to George Lucas?
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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2010, 04:56:15 PM »
I would also say that the Sith show more compassion.

Obi-wan...Anakins so called mentor...teacher...friend...left him to die on an exploding planet.

The Emperor was the one that showed kindness and compassion and saved Anakin from a painful meaningless death.


Vader used the Force to deflect laser blasts and disarm Solo on Cloud City

Obi Wan lopped off an alien's arm in the cantina on Tattooine. Why not just use the Force to throw the alien's weapon away?
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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2010, 05:35:23 PM »
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Re: Star Wars and Why I Side with the Sith
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 08:53:46 AM »
The Jedi actually have a lot more in common with the SS than anything else.  A select and exclusive group of initiates, operating above and outside the law governing everyone else, to serve their own mystic and inscrutable ends "For the higher good."  After that, all the rest of the differences are just details of time, place, and circumstance.
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