I have a hunch now that it's all a fantasy. The teaching, the husband, the daughter, the bum in the basement, the cruises, the designer crap she always brags about. All a fantasy tapped out on a computer in an assisted living facility somewhere. Her atrocious grammar, spelling, and punctuation may actually be an accomplishment for someone with her impediments. That makes a lot more sense than believing someone with her level of intelligence could be a teacher.